Funny Tombstones That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

Warning! [21+] harap bijak memilih bacaan. Dari wanita, atas perselingkuhan Magdalena. Theo benar - benar tak akan berbelas kasih. Mahligai pernikahan yang telah hancur, membuatnya tak lagi mempercayai eksistensi wanita. Namun, siapa sangka pertemuan tak terduga oleh keberadaan dendam, membawa dua insan dari benua berbeda membalur dalam kemelut romansa. Jiwa yang dibelenggu bayangan masa lalu telah diselubungi cinta seiring hasrat yang bergelora. Theo menginginkan tubuh Rose demi memuaskan hasrat yang beranak pinak. Wanita itu telah membangkitkan sisi liarnya. Bahkan segala macam rintangan tak akan bisa menghalangi niatnya menjadikan Rose sebagai seorang Sugar Baby sekaligus Istri di atas kertas. ... "Daddy paid for his baby. Remember who we are. Sampai kapan pun aku tidak akan pernah melupakan taruhan itu. You belong to me as long as my sugar baby." [Spin off Brother Luck(not)]. Bisa dibaca terpisah, tapi disarankan baca keduanya.

As I was about to leave my brother’s restaurant, the female manager stopped me. "Miss, excuse me, but you haven’t paid your bill." I looked at the unfamiliar face and thought that she was probably new and didn’t recognize me, so I explained politely, "Just put it on the owner’s tab. He knows me." The manager shot me a disdainful look. "Miss, this is a Michelin three-star restaurant. We don’t let just anyone run up a tab." She handed me a printed bill. I glanced at it. Fifty thousand dollars for one meal. Three thousand for tableware maintenance, five thousand for exclusive air purification, ten thousand for a VIP mood-calming service fee, and a bunch of other ridiculous charges. I didn’t even know my brother’s place was such a scam. I couldn’t help but laugh in disbelief. "I’m the owner’s sister. If there’s a problem, tell him to talk to me at home." But she just wouldn’t drop it. "If you can’t afford it, stop acting like you can. And don’t act like you know Mr. White, either." I fired off a quick text to my secretary. 【Tell my brother to either fire this manager or I’m pulling my investment.】

Pinauwi sa pilipinas si Cassandra Monteverde ng kaniyang lolo dahil sa isang masamang balita, hindi siya nakapaghanda sa magiging buhay niya doon. Nag-iisa siyang apo nito kaya halos ikulong siya nito sa mansiyon, idagdag pa ang bodyguard niyang si Alejandro na grabe makabantay sa kaniya. Hindi niya alam ang gagawin lalo pa't istrikto din ito. Pero sa pagdaan ng panahon, hindi na niya namalayan na nagkakagusto na pala siya sa bodyguard niya, it's impossible! Pero paano nga ba niya pipigilan ang pagtingin niya kay Alejandro kung nasa iisang bahay lang sila?

Sa unang pagkakataon, si Donna Oraiz na isang byente-dos anyos na pinakainiingatan ng pamilyang Oraiz ay nakagawa ng ikinaguho ng kanilang pamilya. Nabuntis siya bago pa man sila ikasal ng kaniyang fiance at ang masaklap pa ay hindi ito ang ama ng kaniyang dinadala. Disappointment, disbelief, disgusts, at unworthiness ay kaniyang naranasan buhat noong nangyaring iskandalong binigay niya sa kaniyang pamilya at sa pamilya ng kaniyang fiancee. Pinalayas siya ng kaniyang mga magulang at nakatanggap pa ng mga masasakit na salita mula sa kaniyang pinakamamahal na fiance. Sa panahong lugmok na lugmok siya at walang makakapitan, dumating naman si Clive Fabella na siyang nag-iisang tagapagmana ng Fabella’s Legacies. Ang malamig at walang-pusong si Clive ay naging tahanan ni Donna, ang kaniyang sandigan. Matapos ang lahat ng kaligayahan at sakripisyong pinagsaluhan nilang dalawa, paano nila haharapin ang mga pagsubok na nagmamadaling putulin kung anuman ang namamagitan sa kanila? Makakaasa kaya si Donna sa mga bisig at pangako ni Clive kahit na ang katotohanan ay hindi ito ang ama ng bata?

Karena ingin keluar dari permintaan kolot orang tua masing-masing, sepasang sahabat melakukan tindakan yang dianggapnya terbaik dan sama-sama menguntungkan. Tindakan tersebut akan mengikat mereka seumur hidup, meski keduanya belum mempunyai cinta–layaknya sepasang kekasih. Seiring kebersamaannya, benih-benih cinta di antara Andri dan Zelda pun tercipta, sehingga membuat keduanya sulit terpisahkan. Apalagi dengan adanya kehadiran buah atas tindakan yang mereka ambil. Cinta itu milik semua orang, termasuk sepasang sahabat seperti kita–Zelda Kinarya Pagory. Meski awalnya kita sepakat bahwa tindakan ini hanya sebagai pelarian, tetapi kenyataan berkata lain. Lambat laun aku memiliki rasa berbeda kepadamu. Bukan rasa sekadar seorang sahabat, tetapi lebih dari itu. Rasa yang membuatku enggan berpaling darimu, melainkan keinginanku untuk selalu bisa menjadi pelindungmu–Andri Saputra Himawan.

Karena konflik dengan sang mantan, Davichi Park yang merupakan aktor drama yang sedang naik daun terpaksa harus menikahi Alea Zahira. Pernikahan kontrak itu berjalan minimal selama 1 tahun dengan berbagai perjanjian-perjanjian yang disetujui oleh keduanya. Salah satu perjanjian dalam kontrak adalah tidak memiliki perasaan satu dengan yang lainnya.

Keisya Amora Williams. Seorang perempuan cantik, tegas, datar, dan dingin. Tapi sifatnya itu tidak berlaku pada keluarganya dan tentunya sahabatnya.Keisya wanita taguh, berani menghadapi bahaya yang kapan saja bisa merenggut nyawanya. Keisya merupakan pemimpin mafia perempuan satu-satunya yang terkenal ganas ketika melawan musuhnya. Keisya terkenal di penjuru dunia. Siapa yang tak mengenal Keisya. Tapi tidak ada yang mengetahui wajah cantiknya itu, ia selalu memakai sebuah topeng ketika menjalankan misi. Dan tentunya dengan samaran yang ia pakai.Tapi bagaimana jadinya jika Keisya seorang pemimpin mafia harus transmigrasi ke tubuh seorang gadis yang dibenci oleh seluruh keluarganya dan seluruh sekolahnya.

He was a boy who loves to play with fire, and she was the perfect match. Kat was up against the world alone until she met Surge, a boy who was rough around the edges and she got swept up into his world.

WARNING: Extremely Mature Content Ahead. It was supposed to be a one time thing, Melissa never planned to be passed around from one man's bed to another to help her husband's career. She did it for love, what she never expected was to be humiliated and tossed away for it. Five years later, she returns to New York, a wealthy heiress with a plan to destroy her cheating ex husband. But fate throws a wrench in her plans with the appearance of Logan Fitzgerald, a man who would do anything to have her. Can the heiress' icy heart be thawed? Or will she destroy her chances at a second love in the course of her revenge? This story contains explicit sex scenes! Note: After Melissa’s story, the next 20 chapters are a collection of erotica stories, EXTREMELY EROTICA!! Not advised for readers under 18! ENJOY!!!

The day of the verdict, Simon—my fiancé—begged me to take the deal. "I know you're innocent, but Nancy's pregnant. I can't let her go to jail." Tears. Fake concern. "This is for your own good," he said, holding my hand. I signed it. In my last life, I refused—and paid for it with prison, torture, and infertility. This time? I played along. By morning, headlines screamed I'd stolen trade secrets. Nancy? Front and center. "Yeah, it was her. I saw her sneak into Johnston Group with my own eyes!" But when court opened that afternoon, Clark—yes, the plaintiff—stepped up and dropped the case. Then, in front of everyone, he pulled out a ring, dropped to one knee, and said, "Heidi Wynn, this time... will you marry me?"