Novel & Cerita Funny Valentines Death

“Tonight I’m going to fill you so deep you’ll feel me for days. No more pretending I don't want to fuck this pretty little cunt of yours?” My heart slams against my ribs. “He’ll kill you. He’ll kill all of you.” “Let him try.” Valiente’s other hand slides up my thigh, pushing the ruined dress higher. “I’ve waited months to bury myself inside you. Months of watching you smile at customers in that fucking flower shop, months of knowing my uncle was going to parade you around like a trophy. I’m done waiting.” He kisses me again, brutal this time, teeth clashing, tongue demanding. I whimper into his mouth, hands pushing weakly at his chest, but he just pins my wrists above my head with one hand.

Valentine scoffs. “He took our wedding pictures too.” Valentine growls, and I know he’s thinking of the pictures taken of me getting ready. I was in my wedding lingerie and a thin robe in most of them. My poor possessive mate, I think to myself with a giggle. “What’s so funny?” he asked grumpily. “You,” I whispered and bit my lip to stop from laughing. “Me, huh?” he asks mischievously before he starts tickling my sides, making me flail about in hysterical laughter.

I mumbled, regret evident in my voice as it pained me to see Valen in a terribly troubled condition. “Hey hey hey, what are you sorry for, Sweetheart ? Just relax, ok ? I owe my life to you twice now. If you wouldn’t have finished off that whore, Laira, she would’ve finished me off…. with her KILLER LOOKS,” Valen chuckled as I playfully punched him for bringing up another woman in my serious apology. “I will kill you along with any other whore who tries to touch you,” I promised jokingly as I laughed when he started tickling me hard.

Zachary added, "If anyone is working with her to put on a show, listen carefully—tell her that in a few days, it'll be Tessie's death anniversary. She'd better go to the cemetery and atone for her sins. Otherwise, don't blame me for dealing with her." His final words carried a bone-chilling coldness. It was hard to believe they came from his mouth. I knew all too well what he was capable of. Even if he wouldn't take my life, he would make sure I suffered. For the first time, I felt a strange sense of relief that I was dead. Though my death had been gruesome, at least my body was still whole. Officer Tiller looked as if he wanted to say something else, but Zachary had already turned away, pul

Her father hadn't even been dead for two hours, yet instead of mourning him, she was here helping her unrequited lover chase his ridiculous dream. "You deceived me, Valerie!" Liam roared. "I knew it. You're no different from your stupid father." "How dare you call my father stupid?" Valerie snapped. "I've done everything for you, and this is how you repay me?" I rubbed my forehead before knocking twice on my desk. The room instantly fell silent. Both of them looked at me. "Are the two of you wishing for death?" I asked coldly. "Does my office look like a courtroom? Get the hell out."

old man:- okay I will tell you how I meet your aunt when I was in university, I usually hang out with my friends, I won't lie but I am just an average student, one day we are 3 friends make a plan to go inside girl dorm. ariel:- are you a god or something, you make a plan to go inside the girl dorm, do you have something perverted in mind. old man:- my friend makes his first and the last girlfriend, it was the day love called valentines day, this day is famous in your nation too, you might know about it.

I turned to see my little cousin Valentine, yes her name is Valentine Regens because she was born on Valentine's day. "Val!" She hugged me really tightly. "I miss you so much!! I heard you're dating Nicholas Lemiere where is he?" She asked and I pointed at Nic who was talking to my nephews and uncles. "Wow he's handsome." I chuckled. "How's school Val?" Valentine is 18 years old and she's almost graduated from highschool. She lives in San Fransisco so we hardly meet. "Terrible.” "Huh why?" I raised my eyebrows. "There's this annoying guy that keeps bullying me everyday, my highs chool life is no fun.”

Valerie said bluntly. "I do not wish to hear your senseless opinions I just want you dead common !" She yelled, "How would my death possibly make any differences ? Oh I get I'd forgive him and hide forever please don't kill me !" She begged as she hurriedly grabbed her legs but she kicked her off, "Give me the gun !" Laila said pointing it directly at Valerie's heart, "Die and never be seen !" She said and pulled the trigger and shot directly, That instant shock, Valerie felt a sharp bullet pierced her heart, Her whole world froze in an instant only to be woken back to conciousness seeing the gun has no bullet.

Valentina spits on the ground at my feet and I smile at her, raising an eyebrow at her little beliefs. “Really? Oh, I’m so fucking scared.” I pretend to shiver and act scared when I chuckle. “You are mistaken Valentina. Curtis is as good as dead. He will never come off life support. As we speak, he is decaying, slowly and painfully. He is being eaten alive from the inside out.” I say, tilting my head to the side as she takes in my words. “No, he is fine. He will wake up and when he does, you will die!” She hisses at me and I laugh, throwing my head back as the laughter echoes around the room.

I ease back shocked. "Finally," I sigh out. He chuckles. "Awww gay love",we hear Valerie who is still a fucking thorn in my side. I wish they killed her as well, but all we hear is her negative comments. "Fuck off whore",we both growl. "I'd be a better fuck than Lena and we all know it. You're both stuck with he, which is sad. Have fun with your damaged cunt",she flicks us off and leaves. As she goes by a warrior, he trips her, and she flies to the ground, looking halirious. Patrick and I burst into laughs as she scrambles up and storms out.