Funny Valentines Napkin Speech Novels & Stories

I felt bad that I was letting someone’s good work of folding napkins go to waste but I love to keep my hands busy. “You’re just his new toy.” That was what was written on the napkin with red lipstick. In a scary movie it would’ve been blood but the shade of red was too light to be blood and the ‘blood’ had glitter in it. “Someone thinks they’re funnier than me. They left a note on my napkin.” I chuckled. I didn’t think it was funny, I didn’t like the joke and my chuckle was fake. I passed the napkin to him and I could see all the blood on his face drain as he turned as white as a porcelain doll. He picked up his phone and began tapping the screen.

I took the card with my left hand and flipped it open to read the words that were written inside the card and they blew me away. Thank you for coming into my life. Before you came into my life, I never felt this. I never told you this but you mean the world to me. I know I’ve not spoken the best of words to you but I want you to know that I love you. I took all the time in the world to put this together, so this letter can put a smile on your face and comfort you whenever I am away from you or, at times, when I am not there for you. I love your smile; I love the look in your eyes, how they sparkle, and the way you are concerned about me. I just want to let you know how beautiful your heart i

"Dear Miss. Valentina. We apologize for our childish behavior and ask you for your forgiveness. We admit we went too far with our latest prank and we should never ever touch your notes again or try to ruin them. Also, my part in this prank was unacceptable and I deeply apologize for my plan of action. Could you find it in your heart to forgive us? We know we don't deserve your forgiveness but still, our icy hearts are asking for it anyway." I couldn't help it and burst into laughter the moment he finished his speech. Somehow I managed to speak between my attacks of laughter. "Please come n guys you are making a spectacle in front of my house!" As fast as they could they stood up and practica

"Maybe you want more pompoms?" I heard him laughing on the other line before he replied, “No need, just shout‘ I love you, Vin. You're handsome, get the trophy! ’That’s all AHAHAHAHAH!” “I love you, Vin. You're handsome, get the trophy.” I repeated, and the first thing I thought was, ‘Damn! it's cringey!’ I also laughed, because it’s corny. "Bye, make sure you give me dinner after the game."

“That’s right, Claire. Ethan still cares about you. Just earlier, he was talking about surprising you for Valentine’s Day.” She turned to him, but her words were meant for me. “We’re all adults here. A little fun isn’t a big deal, right? Don’t take it to heart…” As she spoke, she picked up a bottle and aimed it at the scattered condoms on the floor. “Have you ever played with water balloons? They’re soft and feel just right against your skin. You should try it.” The still-warm latex pressed against my arm. My stomach lurched violently. The nausea surged up my throat, and I couldn’t hold it back—I vomited.

"I was so confident and I thought I sounded amazing. It turns out I was completely tone deaf and yet people still bring it up at reunions." Everett laughed and I was surprised at how deep and earthy it sounded. "I would have paid to see that." "Your turn. Most embarrassing moment." "Duringy college at freshman year, I got drunk at a frat party and told this girl I loved her. It was a very dramatic declaration. I got down on one knee and everything." He cringed. "I'd known her for three days. She was dating someone else. The whole thing ended up on social media."

One of the trainees said. A girl rushed to them. "You can have your seat, but we are sorry, the chairs are designed for couples because it's Valentine's Day. "Fuck, we all forgot already that it's february 14" Mr Ronald said. "Well, I know," Nathan said and maintained eye contact with Amber. "Is that why you drop this flower when Amber falls down and you are wearing white shirt and red pants, so cute!" A trainee added. Amber looks at him and Nathan prays for the ground to open and swallow him.

"No darling." "All this is so beautiful.Something special?" "Uggh..I hate to sound clićhed but.."he got down on his knees "Will you be my valentine my love?" "Valentine? seriously."He grimaced at my appalled tone. "Not that I'm being ungrateful or something.But I never wanted love to be confine in the shackles of a particular day." "Thank God." "For what?" "To be honest,even I'm not so cheesy but I thought girls like these thing."He said sheepishly.

My silly ass bitch was just recording us with her Apple phone and that really got it even more emotional and funny to me at the same time. The second year of Valentine's celebration in school was interesting because I was given a lot of gift but then I was still thinking about Mavin because if he was there, it would have been a massive one for me. I mean, I would know who to cat work for and act babyish to. Nevertheless, Lilly brought me gift and I reciprocated because we've always been doing that even before the school call on the official day to celebrate Valentine in school. Away from those year I thought Mavin was gonna be mine forever .

We stayed there for a while until we announced that we were going to cut the cake, which theoretically had already been cut, but which now would be distributed to everyone. When it was time for congratulations, they asked for a speech, Dominic just contented himself with blowing out the candles and making his wish, passing the obligation on to Scarlet and me. --- I'm not good with speeches at all, so I'll just say I love my family, absolutely everyone, you opened a door that I kept locked and now I see the best thing I ever did was open it-- we laugh along with her-- they're all I have-- she finishes and I kiss her lips delicately when I see her referring to me and our puppy.