Funny Woody Meme Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Oh, come on, I'll keep my word tomorrow, but today is a fantastic time for me to tease her, so please allow me to make the most of it. I disregarded my subconscious. "What do you mean?" She cast perplexed glances in my direction. "Mrs. Woods, you are such a forgetful person. Do not forget that you are on a diet and will only consume fresh fruits and vegetables." "Yes, you are entirely correct." She answered in a quiet voice. As soon as I saw the look on her face, I started giggling uncontrollably. "Why are you currently laughing?" She gave me another bewildered look. "Because it's healthy to laugh."

I mumbled with my mouth full of food. "Forget it." "Why?" "You're disgusting," I did all that on purpose. It's a thank you for playing with a hungry me. "Go work," I giggled drinking my juice. I really don't know what to do...I'm bored now. WTD: I've got a surprise for you. Does this guy still exist? What surprise does he have for me this time!? Can't I just get a freaking break for like a whole year maybe? Wood The Dick!

Deal😀 Goldie»» God, you're such a food lover😂😂😂 So why are you texting me by this time? Goldie»» Can't sleep. Aww, does little goldie need a cuddle from mama bear? Goldie»» Yes, little Goldie does😳 You're so shameless😂 Goldie»» I'm omw Right, joke all you want.