Funny Zoro Novels & Stories

Mingchan was feeling stiffed as he was so scared that he might fall again. Zuno smiled and the water became normal again as the big hand from sea water was gone. Mingchan gulped and looked at Zuno without moving any muscles. “Wow, Zuno, that was so amazing! How did you do that?! I mean, how?!” Mingchan asked curiously. Zuno just chuckled at him and looked away.

I'm left alone here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I feel sorry for Mizu, but on the other hand I'm laughing because of their crazy behavior? Kazuo-kai and Mizu, they're like Tom and Jerry. See you 👋 LOVE ALL❤️

Sarcastically said by Zenah. With that, Ryuuichiro couldn't contain his laugh. He keeps on laughing until he choke by his own saliva."Damn." he said before he drank the water which was on the glass. "Tsk. You're so mean, treating me like an animals."Yvrozz said while pouting earning a roll eyes from Zenah. "Whatever. Just don't dare to stalk me."Zenah said. But Yvrozz won't listen, "I'm not listening, I'm gonna stalk you again and again and again."

I heave a deep, melancholic sigh; “I’m sure Mario’s in there, probably bleeding to death and suffering from his injuries. We’re the ones who got him into this situation. It’s sad that we finally have an opportunity to save him but you don’t wanna help out.” Without warning, Zuri pinches my cheek with her thumb and forefinger. “Ow!!” I gasp, totally appalled at her audacity. “My smooth cheeks! How dare you?!” “Oh, please, drama queen.” She mockingly rolls her eyes; “If you think you’d be able to emotionally manipulate me into coming with you… you’re absolutely right. Poor Mario. Let’s go!” I barely get the chance to rejoice at her sudden change of heart when Zuri grabs my arm and plunges stra

Maybe losing mom has awoken something inside of me. We pause when we reach the table, and Zor forces a smile onto her flawless burgundy face. Xiu sits down first, and we follow her example as best as we can. "Morning, humans," Zor says in a mellow-toned voice, and the hairs on my neck rise as her companions shift a little in their seats. Smiles tug at their mouths, and I realize they must have an inside joke about humans. My teeth grind together as I keep my snarky comment to myself: composure, Krystal. Trust Xiu.

“I think Zozo’s sweet.” He eyed me. “I don’t like it.” “It’s a cute name, Zozo.” “I’m not cute!” “You’re being really cute right now.” He tried to glare at me but failed which made me burst into laughter. I was really enjoying teasing him right now. “Don’t call me that.” He warned, turning on his right side, his back was to me. “Are you mad at me, Zozo?” He made an angry growling sound which made me laugh harder.

I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly. “So this is your mate huh ? How pathetic’, Zang continued wickedly and taunted San. “Really San. I am amazed how do you even put up with his enormous flab and tiny weiner or is it that you have to top him all the time ?” Zang laughed even more wildly at his own jokes. Why the fuck does everyone assume that I have a small weiner ? It is not even scientific. Uneducated assholes.

Murin's Reiki erupted as he leaped forward, but he was soon flying backward with a loud bang as the air itself quaked. He had to press his foot down to stop himself, and doing so tore a long ditch through the flooring. "Hah! If it isn't the famous Murin Davos!" A lofty elderly figure laughed as he entered, regarding Murin with amusement. "To think the great magister of the Zoro Academy is such a weakling! I haven't even used a fifth of my strength!" "You?!" Murin's eyes flashed viciously when he saw the other man, but he clenched his knuckles and ceased his attack.

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.

"Don't even joke about that. I'm not gay." "Sure you're not." "I'm not, but do you know who is secretly gay?" "Who?" "Jason." The football players start barking laughter in the hallway. I hear them hitting each other's shoulders and laughing some more. Zane, in response, groans in misery. I find the whole thing hilarious. Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward.