How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
I planned to send it up as a signal for Flossie to come and get us, but just as I released it, Jenny’s hand slipped into mine, and it shot into the air with far greater force than I intended, and then it exploded like a high altitude nuclear detonation.
It was searingly bright, but fortunately didn’t give off any heat. Everyone covered their eyes and then looked at me like, “What the fuck?”
I passed it off like it was intentional.
Jenny lifted my hand in hers. “Sorry, did I set you off?” There was no fooling her.
Gabor and Roland came strolling around the corner.
“Where did you two go?” I asked them in an effort to avoid everyone’s questioning looks.
“We went for lunch,” said Gabor. “There d