God's Perfect Idiot Mga Nobela at Kwento

"You're just a hypocritical saint!!!" "For the umpteenth time, I never said I wanted to be a saint or a monk. I just don't want to have sex!!! Haven't you realised that I'm perfect yet? I thought you'd have realised it by now since that's the opposite of what you are. Geez, what an idiot," he rolled his eyes and folded his arms. He went as far as cocking his hips girlishly. Wait, he is…? "Waste of creation," "Waste of air,"

"God, there aren't such perfect people in America. My suggestion was to take the most perfect body parts from those people and piece them together one by one to make the most perfect body, but it would take time." The puppet's head creaked as it moved: "Don't take too long, this is also a key part of whether we can successfully steal America's nation's fate." The man lowered his head: "Okay, Lord God." The puppet doll turned around: "Go back." After saying that, it went back to the table. The man left too, like nothing had ever happened. The puppet doll talked to itself, "Once I find the perfect body, making you bow to me will be a piece of cake, hahaha!"

His plan is set ablaze as it tones its perfection where he taunts the Gods. “Isn’t my plan just too perfect? Right, Gods?”

Hoonie is like a pro basketball player. Then the result turns out to be: 29/30. Hoonie missed one. Hoonie flipped his hair and smirked at Mingchan. “Goodluck, dude.” Hoonie proudly said and feels that he’s unbeatable. Mingchan gave him a bright smile. “Okay, this is my first time! Hehehe.” Mingchan said. But his system is saying that he is going to achieve a perfect score. Hoonie is so amazed while watching Mingchan. First time? But why is it so perfect? He thought while watching him. Of course who’s going to win against a robot, right?

As if his soul was being hunted by this God he spoke of! "The Shit God!" He woke up and called. The Shit God is Coming... The God scorned. To be continued... Satou, D. Days that you need to change back isn't that impossible with a Time Machine. Vote For ITIBT for more updates! Spoiler: One shocking truth that God's in this world is not Human! But Animals! In this world everything was unknown. To him, he believed that Orangutans was way too perfect! But it is not!

“God Monroe, how could I not think that? Every single day I think about how incredible you are and how much I don’t deserve you. It doesn’t matter how much I try, I know I’ll never be good enough for you.” “What are you even talking about? You’re so perfect it’s not even funny. The thought of cheating on you is so fucking insane to me because I am incapable of even imagining someone more perfect for me. My entire heart and soul belong to you. I thought you knew that,” The last part comes out barely audible. “I do know that. I’m sorry I reacted like this. I just- I don’t know. It’s just really hard for me to believe that this is all real.”

He wanted to come back to confirm his feelings because from the moment he talked to the messenger from the other gang, he still had a question in his mind: "Is the person who saved Lida the one who saved Lida's life? Do you have this stupid face?" But when he walked to the door of the prison, seeing Ian still sitting quietly inside, his heart immediately confirmed, the one who saved Lida was someone else, not this fool. He looked at Ian with a mocking mouth: "What's wrong, is it okay to sit in here? Are you bitten by rats, cockroaches, flies, and mosquitoes? Or is this place better than your house?" Seeing that Ian didn't say anything, he continued: "A fool like you should just find some rem

Dad said while laughing. I laugh too, “So all that you said is just drama to scare her?” “Of Course Baby. How can I live without you mom she’s my life and everything too like Shane to your heart. I just want her to realize that she’s not perfect at all.” “You are my idol Dad! I love you and thank you.” I hugged my dad tightly and he returned the favor and caressed my hair like a child.

I was surprised to hear her think like that. “What are you saying, Poppy? No one is truly perfect. I'm not even the ideal wife. My husband has his shortcomings too. None of our kids are without their faults. Take Faith, for instance—no matter how kind-hearted he is, I wouldn’t call him perfect. Maybe as a partner, yes, I believe he’ll be a perfect husband for you. But he has his weaknesses too, which means he isn’t perfect either. Every person has their own unique set of flaws, whether they’re physical or mental. That’s what makes us special, Poppy. It’s perfectly okay not to be flawless. Those imperfections help shape our identity. If everyone were perfect, we’d miss out on the chance to le

“You think a damn devil’s trap will hold me for long?” Ricky went forward and splashed him with holy water, and he growled, even more upset than before. I watched as he kept hitting him with holy water while my mother brought out a book and stared chanting in Latin. Elias frowned and started to try and force his way out of the trap. “I’ll kill every fucking one of you!” He yelled as he kept banging on the invisible wall. His eyes then turned on me and narrowed, “if you think this is the last you’ll see of me, you’re wrong. I’ll force my way out of Hell and come back for you.”