So He's An Idiot Novels & Stories

I'm desperate to know what must have happened. "I swear to God, Elliot fucking Ivanov, I don't get paid enough to deal with your hairy ass. You may not shave the hair off your ass, shave the dirt off your mouth. Who named you Elliot? You should be named Idiot! That suits you better. Idiot fucking Ivanov." And he keeps going on and on. I face the window, trying my best not to burst into laughter. Whoever is on the line, is an icon. He should be awarded for speaking true facts. Idiot does suit him more than Elliot. It's a plus point that it rhymes with his actual name.

"How could I order you to take drugs from the restricted cabinet in the first place? You're the moron who killed someone out of incompetence, and now this is my fault? How shameless can you be?" I sighed. "You're pretty heartless yourself, aren't you? When you were head over heels for him, that same incompetence was 'adorable.' Now he's just a moron to you?"

Why are you so sure that it was me who bullied her first, and not the other way around? Edward sounded flustered, but also determined as he shot back, "Jenny, bullying you? Impossible! She's gentle and kind. I have to constantly protect her from being bullied! "Zoe, I'd advise you not to go too far! You will pay for this!"

That stupid girl had just sealed her fate. What an idiotic brat!

I fell in love with him. Like an idiot.

Finally, the Idiot realises his mistake. “Hey, what are you doing?“ Amanda asked him. “Leaving your house. You are delusional and you need to get yourself checked,“ the idiot said to her. Okay, that was the last straw, I said to myself as I guided towards where he was and tripped him so he fell on his butt. “What the fuck,’ he shouted but Amanda was giggling at him not caring that the guy who wanted to get into her pants a few minutes ago had just fallen on his butt.

He seemed as though he was trying to make himself believe that statement. Now she looked up at him. “Seriously? Is that the only thing you got from what I said? I’m not some dumb kid who doesn’t understand her own mind.” She sighed, loud and long, rubbing her forehead. “Men are idiots. The biggest, most useless idiots,” she muttered to the sky. “I’m sorry—no wait. Don’t get mad again. I’m sorry for saying sorry.” He smiled a little, stepping closer to her, his expression quickly sobering. “You’re right. I shouldn’t have said that. I know you really are interested in me.”

Now it was my turn to be mad at him. "Are you idiot? Wait, don't answer that because I know you're an idiot or else which sane person would jump from so high? You could have died. You shouldn't have done that. Risking your life like this! It's the most stupid thing I've ever heard of and trust me, I've heard a lot of stupid things in my life. Don't you dare do something like this again! You call me childish. Well, newsflash, you're the one who's childish. I mean who jumps straight from the top most floor. Like hello? There are stairs for a reason. And here you are being an idiot. What were you trying to prove? huh? You a hero or something? Let me tell you, sweetheart, you're an idiot, scrat

And I'm most certainly not the type of scumbag who haves relationships out of pity. For now... I'll let her savor it. I'm too focused on my emotions to give a damn! I've been hiding my excitement for ages now! Hahaha! Hitoshi! I've cried all the tears I have for you! But now... begins your downfall! I can't wait to see that anguished expression of a man who's witnessing everything taken away from him! Yet powerless to stop it! Hahaha! This... exhilarating! Let the night shift... begin! "Human intelligence is nothing but a scumbag's survival instincts." -Author's shower thoughts.

"Because she loves you." His voice is simple. "Because despite everything, she still wants you. And I love her enough to help her get what she wants. Even when what she wants is an idiot who can't see his own worth." The insult should sting. Instead, it just makes me realize how right he is. About all of it. I've been an idiot. A coward. A fool who threw away the most precious thing in his life because he was too scared to believe he deserved it.