Gollum Hobbitses Quote Novels & Stories

His voice was like scraping knives Disregarding the skin desperately in need of moisturizer, I instantly hated Dumah. “He isn't Miss Manners either,” I scoffed. “So what are you? A Nazgul? Is Samael Sauron and I some wayward hobbit?” Dumah wheezed with laughter. “ITS BRAINS ARE ADDLED, I SEE. KNOCK IT ABOUT ONE TOO MANY TIMES ON THE DEATHBED, ROT LORD?”

And I'm responding so fast, I know Nate Baska would shake his head at me and tell me to act more distant to make myself look cooler. "I've never seen the hobbit movies but I just Googled it and you’re now fired for calling me a hobbit," she growls in another voice-note, making me laugh out loud. She actually sounds pissed this time, but I know she doesn’t mean it, "You look like the bigass warlock." "You mean Gandalf?" I ask, laughing way too hard, "We probably look exactly like Frodo and Gandalf when we're standing side by side, to be fair. But my elongated body is a lot more graceful than that, so fuck you in the ass too.”

"You ...... you kid is crazy! Don't think you've increased your power, you can't even beat the monster in that sarcophagus alone!" Chi Ruan hastily wrapped up his own small bedding, shaking his paw, "Sleep sleep sleep, boy crazy, this time don't want to pull this big fairy down with you ......" "Coward, no wonder I let Brother Gollum whisk me over to my side." "Hoo hoo ...... hoo hoo ......"