Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks

I find cigarette ashes on the passenger seat of my wife's car. She brushes me off, saying, "My new assistant left it there. He's not the most sensible." When I ask for a divorce, she stares at me in disbelief. "Just because of that?" "Yeah. Just because of that!"

“Sebaiknya mulai sekarang kamu sudah harus menjauhi Renata, terlalu banyak wanita yang lebih baik darinya, Vid.” “Perjuangan bertahun-tahun, pengorbanan tanpa ampun, perasaan cinta di hati yang semakin hari tak terbendung, Ayah suruh aku jauhi? Memang apa yang salah dengan gadis baik, pengertian, cantik, dambaan banyak lelaki dan selalu menyenangkan hatiku seperti Renata, Yah? Jadi tolong, Jangan lagi usik hubungan kami yang sebentar lagi akan menikah.” “Tidak ada yang salah Vid, hanya saja saat kau tetap ngotot ingin menikah dengannya tanpa restu dari ayah, itulah letak kesalahannya.” David bersikukuh mempertahankan wanita pujaan hati yang sangat ditentang oleh ayahnya. Mereka sering bersitegang demi membahas hal-hal yang sebenarnya tidak perlu diperdebatkan soal Renata. Ayahnya yang sangat mencintai anaknya sehingga ia selalu ingin memberikan yang terbaik, khususnya soal jodoh. Sementara David, sang anak kesayangan, habis-habisan memperjuangkan wanita yang tidak direstui oleh ayahnya. Apa yang membuat ayahnya tidak setuju meski ia tahu anaknya mati-matian memperjuangkan cintanya dengan gadis pilihannya itu? Apakah ayahnya mengetahui rahasia tentang Renata yang tidak diketahui oleh David? Dan siapkah mereka dengan segala konsekuensi jika tetap memaksa menikah tanpa restu orang tua?

Tak pernah terlintas di benak Aina Zavira bahwa dia akan menikah, apalagi dengan laki-laki yang bahkan tidak dikenalnya dengan baik. Laki-laki itu memang anak dari rekan kerja ayahnya. Namun, tetap saja dia tidak begitu mengenalnya dan hanya pernah bertemu tiga kali sebelum mereka menikah. Oh Tuhan, yang benar saja! Bahkan Aina tidak pernah berkeinginan untuk menikah dalam hidupnya. Baginya, pernikahan sama seperti neraka. Dia sama sekali tidak ingin menjalani kehidupan pernikahan yang seperti neraka itu. // Ada sesuatu yang menarik bagi seorang Alvin Pradipta saat mendengar ungkapan wanita di hadapannya. Dia bilang tidak ingin menikah? Itu terdengar sangat aneh di telinga Dipta. Mungkin akan masuk akal jika alasan wanita itu menolaknya karena telah memiliki kekasih atau semacamnya. Tapi sekarang? Wanita ini bilang dia tidak ingin menikah, baik dengannya atau dengan siapapun? Padahal sejauh yang Dipta tau, bukankah menikah adalah impian semua wanita? Mungkin wanita ini adalah pengecualian. Apa yang membuatnya enggan menikah? Dipta benar-benar ingin mengetahuinya.

For three years, we held a wedding in name only—my husband, Kit Rutgers, a pilot, canceled our marriage registration eighteen times. The first time, his female trainee, Katy Ferguson, had a test flight. I waited outside the county clerk’s office the whole day. The second time, he got a call from her mid-drive, made a sharp U-turn, and left me standing on the side of the road. After that, every time we planned to make it official, some crisis with Katy mysteriously arose. Eventually, I chose to walk away. But the moment I boarded a plane to Solara, he lost his mind—and chased me there.

When I received the news that my fiancé, Ellison Perez, had postponed our wedding for the 18th time, I happened to be walking out of the hospital, clutching my medical report. Once again, he had delayed our wedding for an entire month, all because of my adopted foster sister, Becky. I thought about what the doctor had told me. After hesitating for a long time, I finally dialed Ellison's number. "I can't wait until next month. If we can't get married tomorrow, there won't be another chance." However, Ellison only took my words as another fit of childish willfulness. "Don't be unreasonable, Lily. Have you forgotten how Becky took your place as the hostage? She was tortured for a whole month before being rescued." "It's because of you that she developed severe trauma. Now you can't even wait one more month for her to recover?" I could hear my parents' voices chiming in over the line. "Becky still suffers from extreme fear of men. Ellison is the only one who can calm her down. Isn't it your fault she ended up like this?" "You're being selfish, Lily. A wedding can wait, but Becky's condition can't!" I had known for a long time that ever since that incident, my entire family had chosen Becky's side. Even so, tears streamed down my face. "Fine," I said softly. "Postpone it." I clenched the medical report tightly in my hand. They did not know that just moments ago, the doctor had told me the truth— I was in the final stage of liver cancer. I only had one month to live.

I've loved Jonathan Pickle for half my life. I used my family's resources to help him attain success. However, in the third year of our marriage, he brought his mistress home to stomp all over my pride. That wasn't the worst of it—he even destroyed my family. … I open my eyes to see Jonathan in his university days. Unexpectedly, I'm not the only person who's been given a second chance at life.

I, Cassandra Channing, don't stop my fiance, Hades Emerson, from rushing into the flames to save his non-biological niece, Olivia Emerson, this time. Instead, I watch as the fire swallows him whole. In my past life, a fire broke out at the hotel on our wedding day. Hades and I escaped in time, but Olivia was trapped inside. Seeing the flames grow bigger, I did everything I could to stop him from charging in to save her. When the fire was finally extinguished, Olivia was dead. Hades claimed he didn't blame me for the incident, and purchased diving tickets for me and our son on our third wedding anniversary. When we were 300 feet below sea level, he ripped out our oxygen tank and snarled, "You're the reason I couldn't save Olivia back then. Now, a life for a life." Crying, I begged him to understand that our son is innocent, but he swam away without looking back. In the end, my son and I suffocated to death. After dying, I learned that Hades had always been in love with Olivia. He hated me for stopping him from saving her. He blamed me for causing him to lose the love of his life. I am back on the day of the fire when I open my eyes again.

Anna Pratama Dewi, terlibat konflik dengan adik kembarnya sendiri. Kejadian demi kejadian, memaksanya untuk kuat. Meski kecemburuan selalu hadir, kala Maminya lebih menyayangi sang adik!

Rain, adalah seorang pelukis yang namanya sudah terkenal, baik di dalam negeri maupun di luar negeri. Sedangkan Summer adalah seorang ibu tunggal yang mencari pekerjaan demi memenuhi kebutuhan ia dan anaknya. Berganti pekerjaan dari satu pekerjaan ke pekerjaan lain, membuat Summer terbiasa dengan kerasnya hidup, sampai ia melamar untuk menjadi asisten rumah tangga seorang pelukis terkenal bernama Rain, yang ternyata adalah temannya waktu kuliah dulu. Pertemuan Rain dan Summer akhirnya membuka berbagai kenangan yang mereka berdua sembunyikan selama ini. Ada kenangan bahagia, ada juga kenangan sedih. Kenangan-kenangan tersebut membuat bunga-bunga cinta kembali mekar pada hati mereka yang telah layu. Namun, dunia tidak berniat melancarkan hubungan di antara mereka, karena perbedaan pendapat dari kedua keluarga mereka. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan hubungan Rain dan Summer?

Married to Jasper Brook for six years, I found out that he was keeping a mistress under his wing. She was stunning but timid, shrinking back at the slightest raised voice. Because of this, Jasper never lost his temper around her. He indulged her fragility and treated her preciously. However, the mistress wasn’t as obedient as she appeared. When she stirred up trouble with me, Jasper’s patience snapped, and he unleashed his fury on her. The next day, she sent me a photo of her neck covered in hickeys. “Selena, Mr. Brook is so scary. I’m terrified.”