Novel & Cerita Good Comebacks To Say To Jerks

“I’ll come back to you, jerk!” “See you later, bastard.”

He thought I was about to beg. I gave him a cold smile. "This is your big move? A few office workers yelling at me? I'll just move. Problem solved. You want to really ruin me? Call some influencers. Stream this live. Let the whole city watch." His face went dark. "Fine. You asked for it." Yes, I thought. Let it burn. Let everyone see how your uncle and your wife have been screwing you over this whole time.

Scar: yes, I just feel sick. Jerk: Or are you ignoring a certain someone Scar: Not in the mood .. Bye Jerk: Ohh okay bye. Take care. I didn't bother to reply as I dashed out of the school.

I swiftly replied to him. "Since now, Evans, since now," Max uttered. "Oh, you bad boy, let me breathe; you're such a jerk," I said jokingly to Evans. "You're kind of a jerk, right? Don't worry; get done with the shower, and I'll screw you harder than you can ever imagine," Max spoke very funny and played with words.

If he wants a verbal fight, he'll get it, "You know what, I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one!" I mentally patted my back for coming with a good comeback. I remembered reading this in one of the Wattpad book. "A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind!" He retorted back. I gaped at him but then pulled a poker face, "You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?" "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen," he said it, sweetly, like he was stating something good.

And at that very moment, I knew I called trouble on myself. “Who are you?”, I asked. “How can you be so dumb”, he replied. “Nice name but a bit long for my liking”, I smirked at my reply. And all I got was an angry look. Good comebacks are not appreciated here! “What! You could have just answered my question without any stupid remarks.”, I have no idea from where this audacity came in me. His eyes were red and at that moment I knew he is from some higher order family who have no habit of listening to comebacks.

I'm the worst. " Listening from what you said, I still don't get the idea why are you still calling him jerk. I understand if it was at the beginning cause I can say that he was being a real jerk, but coming from your speech, he has change his treatment on you" she said making me feel embarrassed. Yeah, I should feel this way. I'm worst

Me: Why should I after what you did to me? Jerkface: Because you secretly liked it. Don’t deny it. I growled quietly. He was so insufferable. Me: You’re so full of yourself. Jerkface: Thank you. I try. I glared at the screen, fighting the urge to chuck my phone across the room. Still, it had been a while since I’d gone for a run. I’d almost forgotten the feeling of the earth beneath my paws. Besides, I had nothing better to do.

I replied, "I don't want my past to repeat itself; it was traumatic and unpleasant. Clyde cracks a joke, "Don't cry man, we're not in the exciting part yet." They made fun of Clyde's remarks.I’m thankful that I have friends like them. They will always be willing to assist you if you have a problem, which is something I enjoy about them. "You're too serious, let's talk about the simple first," Charlie said. “Jericko, when are you going to fix your face? My son might be afraid of you when he sees you.”

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?