Happy Tree Friends Rule 34 Novels & Stories

Tristan declared with a calm tone. "I think these rules are enough so I'm not going to add anything of mine. But for me you can enter my room and ask about my personal info. I don't think it as a hurdle. So I have 4rules to follow." "My 1st rule is Don't ever ignore me." Hazel said with a stern voice which made Tristan confuse. But he nodded anyway. "2nd one is every Sunday we will order food. I don't like to cook on Sunday's. And listen you're my friend from now so you need to accept my every request or demand. Am I clear?"

"Fine. Divorce." I cut her off flatly, my expression unchanged. "But when your company hits a wall, I hope you can keep that same energy about keeping business and personal life separate." Lesley was practically doubled over laughing. He pulled Vivian close and planted an exaggerated kiss on her forehead. "Vivian, Ethan's joke is hilarious," he said. "Without him, your company is only going to thrive. What could possibly go wrong?" Vivian joined in, her laugh sharp and mocking.

“This means I’ll be expecting a footsie from you while we have dinner with your dad.” Charlie, “...” “But of course, while we have this set of rules. Emergency exceptions apply. So that’s rule number six. For example, suppose one of us is having a breakdown. In that case, the other is allowed to provide forehead kisses—strictly for medicinal purposes,” Taylor added. “Oh, okay,” Charlie agreed. “So, we have several rules in place. All good?” Taylor asked, and Charlie nodded. Taylor printed the rules and posted them in different locations in the condo. After that, they changed into their hoodies and resumed studying.

“Other rules would be communicated to you later but for now, that would be all, “Storm concluded finally. “Then I guess it’s my turn to give my rules. “ Bash smiled ambiguously. Storm almost coughed out blood when he heard Bash, he didn’t expect the loyal dog to be sensible. The way Bash obediently accepted all his rules made him feel the boy was just a lovesick fool, sadly this fool has been bitten trice by him! “Go-go on, “Storm stuttered. “I have only three rules. 1. If you fail to treat me as well as a good boyfriend would, I will break up with you . 2. I am not a prostitute so don’t you dare pay me for sex. 3. If you do something that makes me uncomfortable, I will tell you and if you d

Four: refer to rules one, two and three. These rules seem pretty easy but breaking them is easier. And the problem Cathy has with all four rules is this: she wants to show her first boyfriend off. She wants to kiss him in public, smack his ass, steal chips from his plate and make TicToc duets for the world to know he's completely hers. But rules are rules and she must keep to her own end of the bargain. What happens when their secret comes crashing down? Will their love be enough to save them?

He stated. If his next rule was anything like the first two, I could have sworn by grinding my teeth together that I would be toothless. He was purposefully inventing these regulations to conflict with my rules, as seen by the arrogant, self-assured smirk he wore. I bit my bottom lip to contain my laughter at the third rule: "Rule number three, you can't have any relationships till this crazy arrangement is over." Did he really believe that if I was capable of a real relationship, I wouldn't have asked him to pose as my boyfriend? The sour truth was absurd; it was profoundly sad but nevertheless absurd.

She read through the rules. RULE 1: Live under the pretense of happiness. In the public and everywhere besides your house, and with everyone except Anthony Kings, act like you're happy with your life and your relationship with Anthony Kings. RULE 2: Signing this agreement implies you will be Anthony Kings’ property. He and only he owns you and shall be bonded with you. This states that you shall forsake the opposite gender unless Anthony Kings permits.

“What! You want us… like to fake our relationship” “Yes or so you want me to tell everyone” “Are you threatening me?” “Do you have another way to prove to everyone that…” “Fine, I will do it but there have to be rules” I brought out my diary. I didn't care much of his opinion. “Rule number one No kissing No sex No feelings He laughed like I just made a dry joke. “So how do you prove to everyone we are dating” I almost choked on my saliva when he said the next words.

“Rule three: No behavior that draws attention.” “So basically… no fun?” I continued before my patience snapped. “Rule four—” She shot a hand in the air. “Wait. Skip to the juicy rule. The one where we’re not supposed to touch each other. That one.” I froze. My heartbeat tripped. My jaw tightened. “There is no such rule.” “Boring,” she said, leaning back like she owned the sun. I tried again. “Rule five: No flirting.” Her smirk exploded into a full grin. “Oops. Already broke that one.”

It was their code and as barbaric as they can get, they never ever break this. Now in silence, they completed the rest of their nine rules. Each of them sat wherever they pleased and was in deep thought over their three individual rules. "Rule #3: The first one to spot target spends the entire day with her." Javier said. "Bullshit." the two others called. Now it was a rule that if 2/3rds of them did not like the rule made, it could be altered, if not, however, it would remain absolute. Javier chuckled,"What? You two should actually just go to school early."