Harry Potter Peeves Novels & Stories

The sound of cursing and heavy keyboard pressing were heard in the background. Eva chuckled. "Did I disturbed you? I just called to check up on you?” Hearing Harry's voice, she asked with a small smile on her face. "You of all people should know that any phone call is always considered disturbing to me." Harry chided. He was heavily focused on being the victor of a new game that one of his buddies had invented, and right now, he was at the hardest level with the rumored, unbeatable boss. “And I would rather jump off the bridge than have you check up on me.” He added, his voice filled with disgust.

I peed all over the floor when the witch was just two steps away from the trap and the witch’s attention was brought to me immediately on getting a whiff of the disgusting smell but like others, her features immediately softened on seeing my rabbit form squeak lightly at her and she too seemed to think that it was a good idea to pet me. “Awww !!!! Aren’t you the cutest bunny ? Did you get out of your cage and just pee ?” she croaked out in her “baby voice” but she only sounded like a dying pig and the moment she took the two deadly steps ahead, she was on a one track path to hell with no return like the five of them before her. That was not only my pee- ughh so embarrassing ! It was the liqu

he whispers, looking at Blake and Jacob. "I know they're not Layla and Gaddie! I don't even know people by that name! I used to but they're not around anymore. You better watch who you're shouting at, you might be in the safely of the police now but you won't he forever! When I get my hands on you that's it, over for you!" He shouts so loud they thought the speakers on the phone were gonna blow "now I'm gonna go and take my girls on a little outing, watch you're back ink" he laughs, before the phone hangs up. Ink looks at the two men before running towards the bathroom to throw up, Blake and Jacob just look at each other.

He pleads with me with a pouty face, and I let out a small smile before handing him the cup back. "Thank you, baby." He says, and I roll my eyes. He drinks the tea in less than five seconds and throws the cup on the floor, making a burning sound. "Fuck! What is in that stuff? It is so horrible. Ew!" Harry exclaims as he rushes over to the side table in the room and chugs on the water in the jug shamelessly. "Prussian blue seeds and water," I say in an amused tone, and he sets his jug on the table harshly to throw a murder glare my way.

I just clenched my knuckles and walked out to the coffee shop, while smoke was blowing everywhere. “Damn idiot, liar, arrogant, imbecile, conceited, stupid, narcissistic piece of shit, how I hate him!” I shouted while pouring the coffee into a plastic cup. “So you must hate him a lot?” Harry tells me, surprising me out of nowhere. “Dr. Steward, I didn't see you coming!” I said, scared and somewhat embarrassed, I didn't want him to think that he had a toilet mouth. “Who are you talking about, me? Do you hate me that much?”He asks me, teasing me.

She screamed like a raging hog. “ Mummy!” Harry looked so horrible when he cried. It was fake though so you can only imagine how much worse it looked. “ It's that brat and sister,” he pointed at I and Chloe. Here we go again with the drama. “ Why you scoundrels!” She glared at us. “ I'm going to make sure this school goes down! This school once had standard, they didn't just admit anybody but now, even barbarians are let in. They don't even look like they belong to aristocracy,” there was no word she didn't spew.

A loud shrieking sound came from the beast. If he wasn't angry before, he sure was now! Think Hazel, THINK! But what the fuck could I do? I was just a girl, a stupid girl waving a stick at a nightmarish beast. What could a stick do? Suddenly an idea popped into my mind. I lifted the stick higher and made sure it was directly pointed at the beast. "EXPELLIARMUS!" I shouted. But nothing happened. FUCK! This spell always worked for Harry Potter - most of the times.

I hated it when she let the dragon do the steering. “Sure, but she can’t act.” I waved my hand about. “‘Mondo Retardo. Oh Harry, I’ve made myself sound like a posh girl from the 1930s for no reason.’ Look at a decent child actor like the kid in Sixth Sense, then look at midget Mary Poppins. What the actual fuck?” Whatever Maurice’s point about the Horcrux was, it got lost in the barrage of abuse I fought off for the next hour. Sometimes it’s good to let people vent a bit.

"I would totally give you eight-movies worth of summaries. Personally, the fifth and sixth movies are my favourite but the Goblet of Fire has a special place in my heart. Robert Pattinson and all." Wes blinked, and blinked and blinked. He just stared at me. I smirked, quirking an eyebrow. "Shall I go on?" Wes rolled his eyes. "Thank you for understanding my misery." His voice dripped in sarcasm. I chuckled. "Never disrespect Harry Potter." "Noted." I exhaled. "Got any other dates planned for tonight?" Wes rolled his eyes at me, still seeming amused. "I'm not that much of a jerk. Two dates in one night is too much for even me to handle, considering the types of girls on this campus."

After the whole exercise, I decided to wait for everyone else to finish using the locker room just you know to avoid any negative energy and vibe. "Hey ,you still out?" Asked Harry freshly showered. "Yes, going over the games on my pad" "Oh okay, you know it's alright. I'm cool with whatever man but how the fuck didn't you tell me " "Wasn't so sure?" "So dick over pussy?" "Get lost ! Looser " and we both laugh. "What about Sophia and your family " "Well, they are surprisingly taking it well " "Bet pastor saw it in some revelation " "Get lost, how did you guess right" and we both laugh at the expense of the joke about father.