Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes

At the annual company meeting, my wife, Rosalie Smith, claims that I've never made any contributions to the company, so she demands that I give up my position as the chief engineer and transfer all of my research findings to her first love, Harry West. Enraged by Rosalie's shamelessness, I quit my job on the spot before throwing the divorce agreement at Harry's face. "Working in this day and time is very difficult, you know! How about I just be more generous and let you take over my position as the CEO's husband instead?" For a moment, everyone swaps looks with each other, thinking that I'm merely jealous of Harry. But no one knows that I'm the one with the core technology of the company. No one can replicate it nor steal it from me. Without my core tech, the company's products are reduced to a bunch of useless codes. As for Rosalie, she will face massive debts and the crisis of her company going into bankruptcy.

While pregnant with twins, I'm abducted three days before I'm due to give birth. My husband, Sheldon Jackson, refuses to deliver the ransom money himself. Instead, he wants to save Madison Smith, his sister-in-law, who was also taken at the same time. In order to guarantee Madison's safety, he leaves the task of saving me to someone else. "I have to protect my brother's unborn child. Harry is my most trusted subordinate. He'll definitely bring you back home safely!" However, Sheldon doesn't know that Harry Smith wants me dead. "The children she's carrying are bastards!" he says to the abductors. "We can't let them live—both the twins and the woman." I beg the abductors to let me talk to Sheldon one more time to reveal the truth, but he hangs up on me because of Madison. When he finally remembers me, he receives a phone call from the abductors. "We've dealt with your wife for you, Mr. Jackson."

Setelah dijadikan bank darah oleh cinta pertama suamiku, aku sakit hingga meninggal di rumah kontrakan yang disedekahkan oleh suamiku yang merupakan konglomerat. Hari ini adalah hari ketiga setelah kematianku. Putraku yang berusia enam tahun akhirnya menyadari ada yang tidak beres. Dia bermain mainan dan jarinya terluka, aku tidak menenangkannya. Dia membuka biskuit dan menyuapkan makanan ke mulutku, aku tidak menghentikannya. Dia berbaring dalam pelukanku, mencengkeram bajuku dan memanggil pelan "Mama," aku juga tidak memberi respons. Dengan panik, dia menemukan ponselku dan menelepon suamiku yang konglomerat itu. "Papa, kenapa Mama masih tidur?" Pria itu malah mengirimkan sebuah foto dirinya sedang menyantap makan malam tahun baru bersama cinta pertamanya, lalu berkata dengan dingin, "Cuma tidur, bukan mati. Hari ini malam tahun baru, aku sangat sibuk." "Katakan pada ibu kamu yang nggak tahu diri itu, kalau dia sudah mau mengakui kesalahannya, baru datang mencariku." Telepon ditutup. Anak itu tertegun lama. Dia memungut biskuit terakhir di rumah dari tempat sampah, mematahkannya menjadi dua, lalu menyuapkannya ke mulutku. "Mama, kita juga makan."

Aku dijodohkan dengan anak teman mama, umurnya masih sangat muda. Kukira ia lugu dan polos, tapi ternyata saat malam pertama dia cukup agresif!

Pearl begitu tulus mencintai kekasihnya. Dia bahkan rela memberi ginjal untuk adik dari pria itu. Tapi, Pearl ternyata salah! Pria itu hanya menginginkan harta warisan dan memanfatkannya saja! Lantas, apa yang akan Pearl lakukan? Terlebih, Harry, pewaris dingin yang Pearl segani, tiba-tiba datang dan menawarkannya bantuan?

Pumunta si Dave sa probinsya kung saan sila nakatira dati pero ang pupuntahan nya ngayon ay ang bahay ng matalik na kaibigan ng Mama nya. Gusto nya munang lumayo sa kila Trixie at Ken, susubukan nyang mag move on doon at siguro kung magustuhan nya ay don sa nya titira habang buhay. Nag tanong-tanong sya kung saan nakatira ang kaibigan ng Mama nya dahil nabalitaan nyang lumipat pala 'to ng bahay. Sa di inaasahan ay na meet nya ang babaeng nag ngangalang Mikaela, ang babaeng maldita at pasaway pero may tinatago ding kabaitan. Nang makarating sya sa paroroonan nya ay nagulat sya dahil ang babaeng nakaaway nya ay anak pala ng best friend ng Mama nya at mag sasama sila ngayon sa iisang bahay, mag kikita sila sa umaga hanggang gabi... Pano kaya mag kakasundo ang dalawa kung pareho sila ni Ken at Trix na parang aso't pusa? Parati nalang ba silang mag aaway o baka dumating ang panahon na mahuhulog sila sa isat-isa?

Li Han and ordinary beta who wants to live an ordinary life but twin alphas Yo Sun and Yo Han have an obsession. They want to dominate the clueless beta. An ordinary beta + Twin Alphas= disaster.

Seakan takdir tak mau membuatnya bahagia, perintah sang Mama itu pun membuatnya kembali ketakutan. Nampak sekali bahwa sepasang mata bulat itu ingin menangis.

Meadows Potter spent eight years of her life with a man who had only vowed to marry her if she gave him her body. Naive enough, she fell for it despite her best friend’s warning, only to wake up the next day and find out he was already married. Weeks later, she discovered she was pregnant. With no other choice, she had to find a man who would pretend to be her boyfriend while she stayed for two months with her relatives in LA. It shouldn't have been her best friend. Not Cody Larson, a.k.a. Ice. Not the notorious dirt biker her parents despised, and especially not the man who was secretly, deeply in love with her—though she was blind to it. Will she fall for him during their time in LA, or will her thirst for revenge and stubborn blindness destroy the very love she had been craving all her life? Find out now in Best Friend's Shouldn't Date.

Dewasa 21+ Marcellio Devan seorang duda beranak satu yang memutuskan untuk tidak menikah lagi karena belum bisa melupakan istrinya yang sudah meninggal. Awalnya hidup Devan berjalan normal seperti biasa. Namun, hidupnya tiba-tiba berubah berantakan setelah bertemu dengan Seika—gadis bodoh dan ceroboh yang tiba-tiba dipanggil mama oleh putrinya. Entah sihir apa yang Seika miliki hingga bisa membuat Cherry tiba-tiba menganggap gadis itu sebagai mamanya. Padahal mereka tidak pernah bertemu sebelumnya. Bagaimana kisah Devan dan Seika selanjutnya? Apakah Devan akan menuruti keinginan Cherry untuk menjadikan Seika sebagai mama tirinya? Follow akun instgrm saya @aeris6104 Terima kasih ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ