The Don's Innocent Nurse
I got to the hospital early enough to relieve the night shift and Hayley arrived while I was reviewing the patient charts from the previous night.
“Good morning!” Hayley greeted with a chipper voice.
At least one of us had a good weekend.
“Good morning, Hayley,” I greeted. “How was your weekend?”
“It was amazing!!! I went on a blind date and it went great. I even got some,” she answered.
“Okay, that was way too much information than I bargained for,” I said.
“Well, you’re the one that asked. Also, I have needs and there’s only so much my vibrator can do.”