Descent
Sean told him as he smiled his I-know-I'm-right-but-you're-too-stupid-to-understand smile.
“Well, at least you found yours early, you lucky dog,” Alastor sighed, feeling a bit envious yet again, “If I'm ever going to meet my mate in this lifetime, I'd appreciate it if it's going to be someone that gives me a challenge.”
“Oh wow, good luck with that, buddy,” Harry chuckled, “But for me? Nah. I'm alright fucking everyone that wants a piece of this hot stuff! NO ONE CAN TIE DOWN THIS BABY!”