Hmph Emoji Novels & Stories

(unamused emoji) Cute Bunny: Hey Bianca (a waving emoji) if you’re so desperate to get laid I can help you with it, I’m just a dm away( an upside down + a winking emoji with tongue stuck out + several laughing emoji) Prince El: Why couldn’t he perform his duties as a man to her? As good-looking as he is, don’t tell me he is one of these impotent pretty boys. That particular comment got a lot of reaction, but I didn’t bother checking for my mental well-being.

Emoji. I want to see you, please the third message without a smiling emoji but with a heart emoji Please don’t be a snob fourth message with a “begged” emoji again. I can't get you out of my head, His fifth message and then he called but I didn’t answer his call.

We caught eyes and he nodded to me and I returned the nod. "Hungry?" Eli asked Hampson who shook his head. "You need to eat, man." "I will," Hampson muttered and waved his hand dismissively. "Make sure you do," Eli warned. "Wow, who knew you had emotions," I said sarcastically. Eli rolled his eyes. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," he said. "Does it look like I give a shit?" I said and shrugged my shoulders. "Obviously not," Emma murmured, looking me up and down, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

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* inserts teary eyed face emoji * Sam: Not if you wanna join me on an assassination mission Me: Hard pass. Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger *

He's good at work but can't be blindly trusted, okay! ' Thanks, bro and I hope you'll solve the issue whatever is pissing you off. ' Hudson respond quickly and sent a big row of heart emojis. Maverick chuckled before responding with shit emojis. Their emojis fight continued for a couple of minutes until Maverick looked at Naitee walking in his direction.

Gulping, she whispered, “Sarah Mikkelsen.” Humming, I bit down on the biscuit, gazing at her from head to toe. “A tip. Do you want a cream? anti pimple therapy? for reducing the pimples on your face. I'm pretty sure with this type of face of yours no one would be able to approach you, so it will do wonders for you if you want to get a boyfriend.” I sweetly smiled at her. A tear rolled down her cheek whilst gasps and snickers were heard around us.

Wtf is wrong with you? The_real_prince_charming You should have asked that to yourself before sending me a text at a creepy hour. Chloe_awesome_scott Okay, fine, it was my fault! H.A.P.P.Y? The_real_prince_charming A man can never be H.A.P.P.Y sweetheart. Chloe_awesome_scott Seriously?! Now, wtf is that supposed to mean? The_real_prince_charming Didn't they ever teach you the full form of H.A.P.P.Y.

“Now say something bitchy, but classy.” I toss my hair. “Is that your real face or is Sephora suing?” Britney shrieks with laughter. “YES. Now thatʼs Harper.” By midnight, I know harper uses five emojis max per post. Mostly the star one, the sparkle one, and the black heart. She never types LOL. Only ‘Lmao’ or nothing at all. I know all her passwords and Iʼve get used to using her phone. More importantly I can almost fake the resting bitch face. Almost.

😨😨 To be continued 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 😋😋😋😋😋😋