Hobbit Oc Novels & Stories

A year passed. "Marry me. I would rather spend one lifetime with you – than face all the ages of this world without you,” said a green-eyed beauty before her. "Marry you?” While completely entertained, Scarlett was fairly taken aback. She absolutely did not know how to react to such a sweet and genuine proposal, no matter how young her new suitor may be. Raising both her brows, she sought, “Where -where did you learn that?” "It’s called, G - O - O - G - L - E. Lines from Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R Tolkien,” the young man answered with a wink.

His voice was like scraping knives Disregarding the skin desperately in need of moisturizer, I instantly hated Dumah. “He isn't Miss Manners either,” I scoffed. “So what are you? A Nazgul? Is Samael Sauron and I some wayward hobbit?” Dumah wheezed with laughter. “ITS BRAINS ARE ADDLED, I SEE. KNOCK IT ABOUT ONE TOO MANY TIMES ON THE DEATHBED, ROT LORD?”

Said Annabel to Mara and Mara smiled upon hearing that but she never stopped talking. "The Yam-Yum. This is just like the om…" Annabel didn't know what was om, so she needed to ask. "Om? What's om?" She asked curiously. "Hmmm… om is another sex position." Mara replied to her as Annabel's eyes and mouth opened widely. It was obvious that Annabel was surprised.

I slip into the leggings and sweater instantly feeling much warmer from the long simple t-shirt I was wearing previously. “Oh, you know… the rogue leader with bad teeth… I think you called him Hobbit Gallum?” A young teenage boy walks over to Freya with his cup, and she pours him some more water. She smiles at him with such love that it just fuels the fire in me even more to help these kids and Freya to escape.

Noah turns and looks at Lexon's unimpressed expression. "Come on, you know, the one dude in The Hobbit? I can't remember if that was your cousin. Or your brother?... Damn, all we need now is Gandalf and we're all set! Ha!" Noah said, loud enough for everyone to hear them in the main entrance, and all the rooms surrounding it. He had a bright, excited expression on his face as he turned and looked at everyone. Lexon groaned while the other vampires looked at Noah as if he lost his mind.

"OI! WAIT ME! ARGGHHH!!" Grrrrrrr!! I SWEAR, I HATE THE HAPPY THREE FRIENDS

Warren shouted, "Everyone looked up and crowded around the screen. "The basket ogress, some stories say she can bring herself back to life, and she'll bestow wealth on anyone who can capture her child," Warren pointed at the screen. "She's a giant," I know you are strong, Warren, but you are not that strong. The five of us would struggle to take down a giant." "Depends on the definition of giant," Jack rattled the dice in his hand. "El Silbon was ten feet tall. Can he be classified as a giant?."

“Yeah. Little good it does, I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about.” Haldir huffed as he mulled it over. “I’d wager that little voice in your head has an important message.” Ben looked in his hand at the knife and chuckled. “Yeah that figures, doesn’t it? He’s probably popping off the secret to life and the directions to Atlantis and I don’t speak a damn word of the language.” Thorin chuckled out behind Ben as he took aim again. Ben closed his eyes and took a deep breath then opened them and threw the blade. It sunk deep into the stump, then the hard piece of tree fell in two before him.

, she pushes open a door to the hiss of machines and furnaces,- "you better finish this, old man!" An older orc was bent near the furnace, his hand holding some contraception that seemed to move and whirr like it had a heart. An eagle-owl sat beside him, silently observing the fire. As the trio entered the room, the old man stood up, and turned to face them. He removed his glasses, and Aelanor gasped inwardly as the whites in his blind eyes shone brilliantly in the dark.