The Boyfriend App
“‘Hurry up, Miss Driver, I’m running late and we have a quiz on fifth period. Hurry please. Hurry, hurry, hurry.’
“The student also looks stressed overall. She’s got thick eye bags and her hair’s still dripping fresh out of the shower, a comb stuck in the tangles. She’s eating a sandwich with one hand and writing a school report with the other. Loose-leaf paper is spilling out of her binder.
“The second suspicious passenger is a female dwarf.”
“You mean like Kili in The Hobbit?” Kate asks without opening her eyes.
Even as she does, she imagines a female version of the hot dwarf prince, wearing a medieval leather jerkin with royal embroidery. Automatically, she has assigned Tauriel’s elven fa