Incubus or Demon?
Lately, buying succubi and incubi online had become all the rage. I could not afford one, so I picked one up from the side of the road instead.
It turned out the quality of this incubus left a lot to be desired. Not only did he have a terrible temper, but he showed absolutely no interest in me. He would rather starve than "feed".
Left with no other options, I snapped a photo of his incubus mark and sent it to the shop owner, asking how to handle this particular model.
The shop owner completely lost it.
"Oh my god, please tell me you're joking! That's not an incubus! That's a demon! The most dangerous kind!"