The Boyfriend App
Phenomenal Penfallen kate novelshe took my heart filled it with nothing but painlearn my lesson katee robertshe took the house, the car, and my heart
“You’re not planning to use any flash drive or Bluetooth, are you?”
“Nope.”
“And you’re saying a virtual gift will just pop up inside that folder on Christmas Eve?”
“Well, hooman kids have to go to bed for their parents to fill their stockings. That’s about eight hours of unconsciousness. For a chatbot like you, what do you say to… eight seconds?”
“Eight seconds? The average eye blink is 100 milliseconds or .1 seconds. You’re asking me to blink 80 times?”
“If that’s your idea of a virtual blindfold, yes. Blink 80 times.”