Novel & Cerita How To Annoy Your Cousin

He said as he started checking my temperature "Why are you acting like this " I said suprised. "Dont play ignorant I know already no need to hide it I have female cousins they go through this stuff too and act cranky " he said And I started laughing hysterically "What the hell!! Yeah you are right but I dont feel pain I just tend to rant and act cranky so thank you mister I dont need chocolate " I said trying to stuff my laughter "Quit the laughing already , I just thought all girls feel pain as my cousin's do " he said as he walk back to take his sit.

I said as my fingers curled over the hem of my shirt, pulling it down a little, "Zack asked me to." A loud breath vibrated form him before I felt his fingers curl over the neck of my shirt, pulling it up back again. My eyes widened and I slapped his hand away, "Will you stop with that already!" I snapped. "I need to highlight my best features." I added, fixing my shirt again. He shot me a glare, "It'll be mostly guys, what are you planning to do there?" I shrugged, "What I'm trying to do since ever," I gave him a knowing look, "Your cousin is no piece of cake." Oh, but if he was a cake though, can you imagine how delicious he'd be?

I called out, turning toward the sound. A second later, my cousin burst out from behind the dresser, holding a small cake and laughing uncontrollably. “Oh my God, I’m sorry!” she managed between fits of laughter. “I didn’t think you’d take it so seriously! It was supposed to be a prank-” For a heartbeat, I just stared at her, disbelief anchoring me to the floor. Then fury erupted through the confusion, hot and uncontrollable. “A prank?” I grabbed the nearest pillow and hurled it at her with all the strength I could muster. “You almost gave me a heart attack, you crazy bitch!”

He's much louder than girls. "Amber." I averted my eyes on my cousin. I raised a brow to Adira. She pouted her lips before sitting beside me. My forehead creased. "Did something happen?" "Your ugly cousin happened!" I can sense the frustration from the tone in her voice. My eyes diverted to my cousin. I pursed my lips when I saw him smirking at my direction. Obviously, to this girl along with me. "What did he do?" I asked. "He blackmailed me again!" she exclaimed, angrily. "He's so annoying!"

Even the concept, for diplomacy's sake, is too much. Others find her beautiful. Her and her obnoxiously large boobs, which she rubs on me to get a rise out of people and make Yon jealous. I can’t even begin to go through the bizarre and horrible situations my darling cousin has put me in for the thrill of being a cock tease.

Anything for you. ^ End of the Flashback ^ I smiled sheepishly at my smirking cousin. "Why do I feel like I just saw a boring love movie?" She added with crunching her nose. I smacked her head and muttered 'shut up'. She rubbed her head and glared at me. "Make sure you don't do any censored things! Else I will kill that jerk"

“YOU WHAT!?!?” I can’t control myself as I scream through the mind link at my idiot cousin. How can he be so stupid? Luckily, Kane is standing in my office right now and looking a little confused as my face morphs into pure anger. I don’t waste any time. I stand up from my chair and march around the side of my desk. I can’t hear anything else from Theo right now. I still can’t believe that he did this. Ugh…. My cousin is so freaking stupid.

I think I’m going to be sick. My cousin lets out an evil laugh. “We left her marked and satisfied.” I don’t think I want to know what he means by ‘marked’. He confidently adds, “You shouldn’t hear from her ever again. If you do, let me know, and I’ll handle it. This one was kind of enjoyable in the end to handle. I enjoy messing with people who think they are better than everyone, only to bring them down to Earth with a hard thud. I’m also sure the guys would do it again. They aren’t very picky as long as it is a willing and wet hole.”

“Just the detail of bringing you the cupcakes and juice you like, means that she pays a lot of attention to you and that would explain why your cousin behaves that way.” "No, none of that happens, get the idea out of your head and Chloe doesn't behave at all, I think you see more than you want to observe and you create silly theories," I said annoyed. “And if you want to be my friend like that, then don't say things like that or we'll get in trouble and I'll hit you in such a way that you'll have no teeth left to smile about.” The empty threat made him laugh. "Don't make me laugh! I'm serious.”

she suddenly turns to me then looks at her brother again, and back at me, pointing a finger to my baby bump, "Don't tell me these are his?" This is too awkward, and weird, and everything that goes with it. It doesn't help when he decided to be an asshole and says, "Congrats Aunt Maddy. We're coming this August weeeeee!" "Weeeeeee!!!" Like a choir Mason and Mimi suddenly join from the living room making their five cousins to sing-song the same 'weeeeeee'. I giggle at the lively mood as Maddy sighs, "Oh God. I thought those two are the last ones. Please stop breeding Teen, we're in our 40s for God sake."