How To Annoy Your Cousin นิยาย & เรื่องราว

Gave shouted outside. I frowned and looked at my door. Seriously? He asks if I'm dead? This little jerk. "Shut up you f*cking dumbass, I'm still alive, jerk!" I also yelled at him in annoyance. I just shook my head and ignored him. I really don't know why my cousin is like that? Tsk, but still, I'm lucky that I have him, I think sometimes it's not. I just shook my head and stood up. I looked at myself in the mirror. I just smiled and left.

Surprised and angered by the question, I had a lot to say but I dared not. "You heard me. You seem to have a thing for your husband's cousin. In case you forgot, I'm your husband and he is my cousin." "Again with this Aiden?" I was already fed up. "Where do you get these imaginations from? Do you have a bank where you withdraw silly thoughts from?" If I couldn't express my anger, I could at least make do with sarcasm and irony. "Watch your tone with me, woman!" The order came absolutely. I flinched at his tone and stare. The plan was to not anger him any further and leave here unscathed.

I explained to him, but he got crazy. “Don’t you dare touch her, because I don’t care if you’re my cousin, you hear me?” he shouted over the phone, hitting the desk loudly. “Don’t worry, she’s not my type,” I said, annoyed, getting up and walking down the narrow aisle between the plane seats. “And those shootings? What’s with them? Who else did you piss off?” my cousin yelled, barely holding back his temper.

How dare this bitch think of contradicting me? "Look here, Mr. 'waiting for a miracle', I don't like the tone of your writing! Lower your ping-pong ball because I'm not a tambourine that likes getting hit! Damn, such a pushy guy! How does my cousin put up with you? She's the queen of impatience." "Your cousin likes the pressure I give her." "Pressure? Right!" She started laughing like a maniac. "That one likes getting beaten, I know that well and I know you land some good ones on her."

I snort, “Unlikely. That will never happen. Now get out of my way, asshole. I have places to be. And it smells like ass crack in here.” He laughs and I can tell by the glint in his eye what he’s about to do next. I try to dodge and tell him, “Don’t do it fucker,” but I’m too slow as my cousin takes a sadistic satisfaction in messing up my hair. I punch him afterwards and his chuckle follows me from the room. I shut the door roughly behind me happy to get away, not only from the nasty smells and invasion of privacy, but also the awkward conversation.

“YOU WHAT!?!?” I can’t control myself as I scream through the mind link at my idiot cousin. How can he be so stupid? Luckily, Katelyn is standing in my office right now and looking a little confused as my face morphs into pure anger. I don’t waste any time. I stand up from my chair and march around the side of my desk. I can’t hear anything else from Theo right now. I still can’t believe that he did this. Ugh…. My cousin is so freaking stupid.

“I brought up the apple thing on purpose. Auntie and Lucas both took my side, and my cousin was so angry her face turned green. It was hilarious.” “Everything my cousin has will belong to me sooner or later. Whatever she has now, I’ll have too.” “Auntie bought me new clothes while my cousin has to wash her own laundry. Haha.” Every single post felt like a knife stabbing into my chest. It wasn’t because I didn’t already know those things happened, but that she had written them down so clearly, like a list of trophies. A record of how she slowly pushed me out of that family step by step.

He asked pointing at himself and I nodded, “Yes” I nodded laughing so hard “Come on Vee you can cook please make something for me” He said trying to drag me up from the couch but I laid down and closed my eyes, “Fuck you're annoying” He groan and took his phone and his car key “Where are you going?” I asked as I saw him made his way through the door “I'm leaving of course, you're the worst cousin”

I bluntly ask him, I am quite annoyed the way he speak at me. “I don’t think so, AC. You must be adopted of my uncle,” I hear him teased and laugh at me. “Wow, just wow!” I told him before I ended that call, I don’t know where did he get his energy to laugh. The last time, I saw him he was in dilemma and did not know how to laugh and now he can. What is the good news that happen to you, my dear cousin? I continued on watching but my cousin did not stop from bothering me, he keeps on sending me messages ordering me to join Kevin to get back his memory.

Marry my fake bitch of a cousin and be their follower forever? She muttered furiously gritting her teeth in so much anger. Her body was trembling uncontrollably from too much rage that she felt. Her nerves were shaking intensely that she feels like she wants to kill someone with her barehands. The so-called auntie of hers and cousin are really the bitch of the bitches! The mother and daughter duo are really the same in some aspects. Their craziness, insanely characteristics, greediness, and too much viciousness are really getting on her nerves!