How To Annoy Your Mom Mga Nobela at Kwento

I hate him mom! " You will act very nice to her. Ask for her forgiveness. Gain her trust, and make friends with her. " What! No mom! I can't do that! You don't know how angry I get seeing her face! Talk more about becoming friends with her! Is there no any other way to destroy her?

My mind was brought back to her calling that horrid name I hate. "Are you okay? Why weren't you responding?" "Don't worry about it. Just, for the life of me, stop using that name!" I knew she saw it as a joke whenever I protested. My mother was used to getting her way. But this was even more annoying than I remembered. She wasted no time in showing that she thought nothing of it by rolling her eyes. "I don't think you called me in here to annoy me, Mother. Out with it, please. I have other things to do with my time."

All of their small noises can literally help me to view their irritation in my head. " Momma! They are annoying and keep on pestering me." I used my teary and wet eyes to plead. "You all better to shut up or I will not hesitate to freeze you all." Momma shouted to them to protect me. "Yes, Auntie / Mom!" They all said in chorus. I peeked on the kitchen to see how they threw themselves on the couch. They are looking so defeat while I am having this feeling, not excitement but kinda feel sorry to them. I think I might say sorry to them later after momma and I prepare the snacks for them.

Mom suggested and i nodded. "What are you waiting for?" She asked with a raised brows. "Huh?" I furrowed my brows in confusion. "Get going." She urged me. "Now?" I asked and she glared at me. "Now!" She said with an intense glare. "I'm giving you tips on how to calm your angry wife down and you're standing there looking like a three day old baby." She said and i laughed. "Thanks Mom." I said giving her a peck and going upstairs to our room where I suspect Eve must have gone to.

She couldn't believe her mom's plan worked. ~~~FLASHBACK ~~~ "What are you saying mom?" Amanda asked, her eyes widened in shock. "Yes, that's exactly what you should do?" Her mom told told her with a serious face. "Unless you want to be stuck here forever," she added with a shrug. Amanda sat there for a while, contemplating on what her mom told her. "Look dear, all you have to do is just act crazy, you know like what they do on T.V," her mom whispered.

She walked out of the house ahead of me. "Damn it!" I grabbed my hair in annoyance. I wanted to throw a tantrum in anger, but my mother was my opponent here. It's so irritating! I wish I had remained a student so that I would be free in my life, not like now that they are about to control everything, even my marriage. "Damn you! Thanks, huh, you told Mama that we don't have any plans today." I didn't waste any time calling my brilliant friends because of my annoyance. My fist was itching to punch their faces, I was so annoyed because of their honesty. Shit!

she said in a high-pitched voice, her words full of hatred. “Watch your mouth! You need to learn some manners. Go see your dad and tell him to stop seeing my mom. Ask him to go back to your mom. It’s simple, right? Why complicate something that seems so easy? Are you just trying to make things difficult for me? I will also go see my mom and ask her to end her relationship with your dad. Once we are done here, please let me leave immediately.” “You’re annoying!” Carol shouted. Suddenly, I felt a pain in my legs, and my body instantly fell to the floor. The pain spread from my legs to the top of my head and brought tears to my eyes.

“Okay, just remember, I’m not responsible for any wildness! But hey, I can totally handle it.” “Just keep them away from the cotton candy stands; you know how wild they get,” I joked, raising an eyebrow. “Ha! I can promise that. But what if they try to sneak it anyway?” She put a hand on her chin, pretending to worry. “Whatever shall I do then?” “Just give them the serious mom look!” I playfully instructed, crossing my arms , trying to mimic an angry mom's look. Rita burst out laughing. “You mean this?” She dramatically imitated my look, puffing her chest out. “I will just give them the stern look, and they’ll freeze!”

"Yes, you're our favorite and we love to tickle you, come here-" "No, mama! No!" I shouted while laughing and ran out of the room, my mom was trying to climb on the bed to tickle me. "Come back here, Aubree Lynn!" My mom shouted at me. "No way, mama, I might pee myself from laughing so much." "Is that so? Okay, I'll show your dad that you made your ex your phone wallpaper!" "What? Oh no… "Mama! No.." I quickly went back to my room to get my phone.

I exclaimed, my hands flying up in exasperation, “And the worst part? He still wants to f*ck me tonight! Just what kind of circus is this?” I could almost hear my mother stifling a laugh on the other end, which only fueled my irritation. “Mom, is this funny to you?” I demanded sternly. “No… no…” she stammered, but a short burst of laughter slipped out, “Excuse me, I’m just eating something spicy and it’s going down the wrong way,” she explained, her voice strained as she cleared her throat. I let out a deep sigh, rolling my eyes so hard I thought I might see my brain, “Great, Mom, just great.”