Humorous Picture Quotes

I was at the grocery store stocking up on holiday supplies when my phone suddenly pinged with a friend request. The profile picture was a scenic shot I'd casually snapped years ago, and I knew right away who it was. But we hadn't spoken in five years—total radio silence. I had no idea why Marcello Golden was popping up now, so I typed into the verification field: [What's going on?] His reply flashed up almost instantly: [I'm back. Can we meet? I have something important to tell you in person.] Something important? As I stared at those words, I found the situation both absurd and amusing. What could be so important between us after all this time? I pushed the thought aside, pulled out my phone to scan the payment code for the cashier, and once the transaction was complete, my first action was to block his contact permanently.

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG READERS. SYNOPSIS: He is her boss and she is his secretary. Plain and simple. But when love grows what will happen? She is a nerd secretary na mahilig makichismis sa sex life ng boss niya. Pero sa kabila ng pagiging sekretarya niya ay may iba pa siyang pakay — ang makapaghiganti. But what if her vengeance turns to love? Is she willing to forget everything and follow her heart instead? He is a tyrant boss who has complete control over his employees. His company, his rules. So, everyone was frightened of him. But when the newly hired secretary came into the picture, everything was ruined. His precious rules were shattered. Ang perpekto niyang batas ay nasira lamang ng isang nerd secretary. Ano ang gagawin niya upang mapasunod ito? When the tyrant boss meets the nerd secretary, what will happen?

“Alex… I’m dying.” Amara’s trembling voice over the phone should have shaken her husband, but the renowned Dr. Alex Spencer simply replied, “Buy medicine and let me work.” The world envied their marriage to the perfect doctor, but behind closed doors, Amara carried every pain alone. Until the day she received two verdicts: brain cancer… and a divorce she signed with her own hands. She walked away, whispering, “This is the last meal I’ll ever cook for you,” leaving Alex furious and unable to accept the truth. And when he rushed into a house decorated with flowers and candles, her smiling picture greeted him instead. She was gone. He fell down, weeping like a child. But something still told him, this was all a setup. That Amara was still alive and he won’t rest until he finds her. Is Amara truly still alive? Read to find out!

Sohla Kim has everything you could want in life. Born rich and smart, to a family that has status, money, and power, while dominating the investment world. A pre-set betrothment to her childhood best friend, Jyeon Park. The handsome, equally wealthy, and smart, future heir of OLO, their joint family company. An unbreakable bond between two families, a future that looks bright and rosy. Only the perfect picture is only that, and ten years on, alone, holding her head above water, in a loveless marriage laced with tragedy, her entire world is turned upside down. Everything she thought she had and knew comes crashing down one fateful night. New waters, new faces, and a denial of the past will bring her back full circle to really question everything she was born for. Was it always about money? Was she always a tool to elevate Jyeon to higher levels? Did none of them really love her?

A holiday assignment turns into so much more for this grumpy Wyvern. It’s the holiday season, but instead of snowboarding and doing shots of cinnamon vodka off his favorite bartender, Jasper Wessex is given the assignment from hell—literally. Protect a woman on the run from a minor Egyptian Demon--um… who the what now? He wants nothing more than to pass on this nut-ball case till he opens her file. Struck dumb by her picture, his Wyvern scratches against his skin. He can’t resist the owner of those flashing blue eyes. Carolina Moore is in danger. Home from an archeological dig, she’s brought back a seriously unfortunate souvenir--an ancient Egyptian Demon who thinks she is his property! Luckily, she has a friend who has contacts with the mysterious Wyvern Protection Unit. But what can she do when her protector poses more of a threat than the Demon she’s running from?

MEL – “I won’t be your sex toy”. It was all about the money and revenge. I will stay for the contract, deal with my step brother and disappear forever. So, I can’t possibly be falling in love with him, right? I mean, he is the mafia for goodness’s sake, a sexy one, but still. Then again, I never expected to need his protection from the past I can’t even remember. RIO – I wrap her hands along her lovely neck. “You are mine and don’t you ever forget that.” She was a permanent picture in my head and I craved her badly. So when her dumb brother offers her on a platter to me, I will do anything to make sure she stays and gives herself to me willingly for my pleasure. Now, I think I’m falling for her, which really sucks, as she turns out to be a key to the mystery that haunts me.

Anamika found herself in a situation where she must lose her Virginity to save her brother's life. Unfortunately, instead of her client, she slept with a stranger. A mistake she never thought would become a big deal, ruined her life and left her vowing to never see the stranger again. But fate has something else in store for her. Five years later, Anamika returned to the Country with her cute twins. But those two little demi-devils will stop at nothing to reunite their parents. ... "Nadia, what do you think of this uncle in this picture? isn't he just as handsome as me? huh?" Aidan winked. "Don't kid yourself, but he's indeed handsome and good enough to be our daddy... Wait, something's not right, why does he have your facial features?" Nadia asked as she stared at the photo on her twin brother's laptop. "Unless..." Aidan gasped. "Daddy!!!" They both screamed.

Audrey, a young, strong and fierce lady finds herself entangled in a futile marriage with Benjamin still as a virgin who loved her husband unconditionally and with the willingness to sacrifice anything to protect and keep her marriage moving. Everything takes a drastic turn when her sister Helen shows up. Helen happens to poison Audrey's husband mind and turn his heart against her. Benjamin and Helen became lovers and devised a plan to take Audrey out of the picture,by drugging and accusing her of infidelity. But in the grand scheme of everything she ends up with her mysterious lover in a one night stand She got divorced by her husband and thrown out of their home,left to the cold street. She lost her virginity, properties, inheritance and her home. Things got worse when she discovered that she was pregnant for the guy she had a one night stand with and clearly knows nothing about him. Will she ever find true love again?

When Tj goes on a business trip with her Boss to South Korea she's super excited for the experience. What she doesn't expect is meeting Byung-ho The chairman of Hyun Tech and His son, Dae-Hyun. When work forces them together can Tj resist the attraction of this Father and Son Duo and not mix work with pleasure? Or would her conflicting emotions regarding the pair become a breaking point in her life. Byung-Ho and Dae-hyun have only had each other for the past 26 years. They'd do anything for each other but when Tj gets into the picture the loving Father and son are left conflicted with feelings that could ruin the bond between them. Can they get past this Test of love or would it end up tearing them apart? Can Tj decide who she truly loves? Would her choice destroy the family she's come to love or bring them together in unexpected ways?

Two childhood sweethearts - A perfect match but abruptly parted their ways due to some misunderstandings in their highschool -- He was the president of the Emperor International. He was worth hundreds of billions of dollars. -- He is known as the Devil ,Cold , Dominant , Heartless President . She grew into a cute adorable girl .What happens when they reunite in the name of " ARRANGED MARRIAGE ". She thought to hate him but it's impossible when love dominates hate .He thought to forget her but it's impossible when her picture is printed in his heart . *Let's see what will be the long-lasting childhood sweetheart fate ..? Destiny brought them together then what about fate ..? Are they meant to be together..? or a venom snake like best friend cum step-sister enters into their relationship . To know about them ..Read my novel -- " CEO HUSBAND'S ADORABLE WIFE". guys this story about a husband who dotes on his wife aimlessly .A wife who supports her husband in every stage of their life . # marriage#love# revenge# doting#romance