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Elara has everything: the perfect life, the perfect boyfriend and everything money can buy. But in a bleak instant, she loses it all. After suffering the most crushing betrayal, she is reborn in another body as royalty with just a hundred days to live, facing a divine ultimatum. Now she is in a rat race against time; torn between trying to figure out her husband, the cold and distant King, Gregor, who is her true mate and the one thing she would give her new life for- REVENGE.

"I'm tired of being lonely now. I'm tired!" Andrew screamed to no one in particular. "I have money, I have houses, cars and everything a man could wish for but I want one thing now. Just one thing. A family. A family to love and that will love me back." Andrew is a man who's lost his way. He's made a bet with an old woman to find a family who loves him by Christmas or he'll lose a mysterious prize. But Andrew has no idea where to start. May June is a single mother struggling to provide for her brother and daughter. She's determined to give them a good life, but she's afraid that her ex-husband will try to take her daughter away from her. As the holiday season approackhes, both Andrew and May June must face their fears and fight for the things they love. Can they overcome their challenges and find happiness?

"There are five of them. Anytime I see them, my heart beats so fast, and I clasp my legs together because of the sensation I'm feeling down there. Their names are Tyler, Alexander, Nicholas, and the twins, Aiden and Caden. They are my stepbrothers, and I know it's wrong to feel this way, but I can't help it but want them all." ******* Stephanie, a twenty-year-old girl with high sexual drive and no knowledge about the existence of werewolves, has to leave her town, ex-boyfriend and friends behind and move into the mansion of her mother's new rich husband. There, she meets his stepsons, not just stepsons but five hot and sexy stepsons who are now her stepbrothers, and she would be living with them in the big mansion. To make matters worse, her new stepfather announced that he would be on a vacation with her mother for 725 days. How would Stephanie survive in the big mansion for 725 days with these hot men, especially when she doesn't know that they are her mates? Join Stephanie as she navigates her new life in the supernatural realm.

Sa isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nasa bingit ng kamatayan ang buhay ni Rosianne Santiago dahil sa isang aksidente. Sa tulong ni Nathalie Lucero ay nabigyan siya ng pangalawang buhay ngunit may kapalit lahat ng tulong nito. Sa pamamagitan ng marriage contract ay nakilala niya si Jacob Illustre, ang lalaking bilyonaryo at ang papakasalan niya. Para kay Rosianne, pera lamang at utang na loob ang nagpapatagal at nagpapatibay ng kanyang sikmura upang ipagpatuloy niya ang kanyang pagpapanggap. Ngunit, unti-unti ng nahulog ang kanyang loob kay Jacob kahit alam niyang labag ito sa kanyang nilagdaang kontrata. Matigas man siya sa panglabas na anyo ngunit hindi maatim ng kanyang puso na ipagpatuloy niya ang panloloko habang minamahal niya ito kaya lilisan na lamang siya. Ngunit, sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari ay nagbalik si Nathalie at iniba nito ang takbo ng kwento. Hindi na mahanap ni Rosianne ang kontratang hawak niya bilang katibayan na napagkasunduan nilang dalawa ito. Paniniwalaan pa kaya siya ni Jacob nung malaman nitong niloloko siya nito? Ipaglalaban kaya ni Rosianne ang kanyang nararamdaman kay Jacob kahit na makulong siya? Mananaig kaya ang kanilang pagmamahalan O tatakbo na lamang siya at mamuhay ng payapa kasama ang dinadala niyang anak nila ni Jacob Illustre?

Lyra has made journaling a habit ever since she lost her father and her elder sister. She sees it as a way to communicate with them. So she journals. About every single detail of her life - including the tiny and big ones. Tiny ones like - the type of coffee she drank that day. Big ones like - how her life drastically changed after falls in love with her step brothers - Plural. ******** Lyra knew her life would never remain the same again- not when she got admitted into Azura academics like she had always dreamt - No. But when her mother called her to tell her that she was married. Her mother! Married! Although she really never knew how much it'd change until, three hot men saves her life from her ex and his bitchy girlfriend - and proceeds to give her an offer. They would exclusively protect her for 300 days, pay her handsomely and also give her power over her bullies. But in return she has to be their fake lover for the time frame. Of course she agrees. But all comes crushing down when she discovers days later that these men ARE HER STEP BROTHERS!

18+. Carmen is the secretary of Kay and Bay's corporation. She fell in love with the Billionaire CEO,Kay who has intentions of marrying her. Their story is one filled with unending passion of love and affection. Kay on the other hand becomes obsessed with his darling wife despite the unfavorable circumstance shaking their marital life. Carmen recounts the sweet memories of their interesting and intimate moments of living as a couple amidst the doubt and rage of others

He met me at the bar. Instead of making me feel like a prostitute and a dirty woman, he made me feel like a princess and respected. So how can I follow our rule of 'not falling in love'? Eh isang linggo ko pa lang siyang kasama sobrang lakas na ng tibok ng puso ko. Which woman wouldn't fall for him? He might be the perfect man I've ever met. Pinaramdam niya rin sa akin na ako lang ang kaisa-isang taong sandalan niya.

To Rosetta, life was way too short to be lived within strict rules. The night before she turned 18, Rosetta signed up to be a one-time stripper at a private bar, and she ends up in the bed of a mysterious stranger who takes her to heaven and back. The following morning, he leaves before she awakens, making her to wonder if he was ever real. When her mother remarries for the third time, Rosetta is forced to relocate to Los Angeles with her, and her world falls apart when she realizes that her mother's new husband is the same man she had met weeks earlier at the club. Damon Brooks is her latest stepfather! Now, she has to fight her growing feelings for the only man who makes her mother happy, and risk losing a chance with him. Does it get better or worse when she finds out that Damon is falling, even harder for her, right under the nose of her mother? What happens when her step father gives her 100 days to enjoy their dirty little game, after which everything must end. Can Rosette handle the pain of what happens after? There's only one way to find out. Read this book, Now!

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