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Joe started recounting his day, and I listened intently, imagining him gesturing animatedly with every sentence. "So, you wouldn't believe what happened at work today," he began, drawing me in as he recounted the mishap with the office printer that had everyone in stitches. I laughed, shaking my head. "You always manage to find the humor in the most mundane things," I said. "That's because life is too short to be serious all the time," Joe replied. "So, I had this meeting today," he continue, a hint of exasperation in his tone. I leaned against my chair, resting my elbow, and propped my chin in my hand. "Tell me everything," I urged, my curiosity piqued.

Guess I'd just have to go back up later. This day was dragging. When people say, "If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life," they're lying. Don't get me wrong, I get and admire that quote... but I love what I do, and there were still days where I struggled; it was just unavoidable in my opinion.

"Sometimes, my dear, happiness finds us when we least expect it. Embrace it, cherish it, and let it fuel your spirit. It's a beautiful thing." His words resonated deep within me, affirming the inexplicable joy that had blossomed within my soul. As I joined the rest of my coworkers, laughter and camaraderie filled the air, and I knew that this day would be one to be cherished—a day where happiness reigned supreme, and where the radiance within me would touch the lives of those around me.

tate_kvngh: HAHAHAHAHAHA laugh with me or I'll hate you forever >_< EdwardBlack1794: hahaha! I didn't know you have that in you. good one cupcake! I chuckle. tate_kvngh: thanks for at least making me smile :) Had a bad day today. EdwardBlack1794: ohhh, what happened? "All because of Gage Stockholm." I answered him. tate_kvngh: you'll find it totally funny sooo.. Nvm. EdwardBlack1794: I promise I won't. EdwardBlack1794: I'll even help you feel a bit better :)

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒓 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚. ♠ ••• 𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐞𝐫. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Tobyyyy, happy birthday to you. Hip hip hip!!! Hooray!!! Camera clicks Laughters and more smiles.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SWEET BOSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU My workers were all beaming with smiles as they sprayed some designs into the air . " I can't believe I forgot today is my birthday ,thank you everyone " I said in happiness . Cara my secretary picked up a wine and popped it . "Hip hip hurray " she shouted and started turning the wine into everyone's cup . I got my own disposal cup and Cara poured in some wine for me .

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.