Hump Day Quotes Funny

Evelyn's dream of marrying Alexander, the city's youngest billionaire and her longtime crush, shatters when she discovers she's merely a replacement for his former lover, Isabella. Heartbroken, Evelyn disappears on their wedding day, only to find out later that she's carrying Alexander's twins. Five years later, fate brings them back together, forcing them to confront their past. As old wounds resurface and secrets unravel, Evelyn and Alexander navigate a complex web of emotions, trust, and redemption. Amidst passionate reunions and heartfelt confessions, they grapple with forgiveness and a newfound understanding, striving to rebuild their relationship for the sake of their family. "Whispers of Yesterday's Love" is a poignant tale of love lost and found, highlighting the enduring power of forgiveness, redemption, and second chances. As Evelyn and Alexander navigate their tangled past and present, will they be able to overcome their betrayals and rebuild a love that once seemed unbreakable, or will the shadows of their past continue to haunt their future?

I took my in-laws to our place for Christmas without telling my wife. It was supposed to be a surprise, but the moment George, my father-in-law, stepped into the house, my wife's assistant shoved him. He crashed into the shoe cabinet and threw out his back. "Ms. Sampson's villa doesn't let homeless people in. I can't believe you're her father-in-law. Look at you. Even a homeless guy wears better than you." I told the maid to hold George, but the male assistant stopped me again. He even shoved my mother-in-law, Diane. "You think you own this place? That's Ms. Sampson's maid. It's enough she has to serve a leech like you. You don't get to make her serve your parents." The fury consumed Diane whole, and she had a heart attack. I called my wife and asked her to come to the hospital. Wendy Sampson, however, shrugged it off. Scoffing, she said, "Zack told me everything. I can't believe you brought your parents to my house! And you want me to see your mother? She's faking her heart attack! I know she is! I want them out of my house! So what if they die? Best Christmas gift I could ever hope for."

This is a story of two close friends (Courtney and Judy) and the odds that meet them as soon as Courtney turns 18. They hope for a bright future together but have no clue on things that are yet to unfold in their lives.

Betrayed on her wedding day, Agatha marries a mysterious stranger in desperation. As her family and ex-fiancé continue to sabotage her life, her new husband becomes her unexpected savior. But how far will his wealth and influence go, and can Agatha trust the man who's suddenly become her rock?"

Setelah Ayah meninggal, Ibu selalu membawa manusia-manusia kertas pulang. Kata Ibu, manusia-manusia kertas itu bisa membantunya melewati malam yang panjang dan sepi. Awalnya aku tidak mengerti. Namun, suatu hari aku melihat Ibu telanjang bulat di ranjang melalui celah pintu. Sepertinya aku mulai memahami sesuatu.

Elara has everything: the perfect life, the perfect boyfriend and everything money can buy. But in a bleak instant, she loses it all. After suffering the most crushing betrayal, she is reborn in another body as royalty with just a hundred days to live, facing a divine ultimatum. Now she is in a rat race against time; torn between trying to figure out her husband, the cold and distant King, Gregor, who is her true mate and the one thing she would give her new life for- REVENGE.

Bagaimana perasaanmu jika suami yang kau cintai kedapatan berciuman dengan kakakmu sendiri? Terlebih di malam pertamamu sebagai pengantin. Bening Ayu tak pernah menyangka jika suaminya berkhianat. Parahnya dengan sang kakak sendiri. Bening kira pernikahannya akan bahagia, tetapi ternyata pernikahan itu penuh kepalsuan semata. “Kalian tega,” desis Bening dengan bibir bergetar. Air matanya sengaja ditahan. Tangisnya baru luruh saat Bening melarikan diri di malam itu. Ia ingin marah pada takdir Tuhan. Ingin marah kepada kakak dan juga suaminya. Namun, yang terjadi justru Bening sekarang tengah duduk di sebuah tempat makan di pinggir kota. Makan tanpa akal. Tak peduli tatapan semua mata. Sakit hati dan merasa dikhianati membawa langkah Bening kian gila. Menegak minuman haram dan berakhir di sebuah kamar bersama seorang pria yang ia temui di pinggir jalan. “Kamu boleh lakuin apapun yang kamu mau!” ucap Bening dengan gila.

I am the daughter of the Alpha of the Blood Moon Pack, my parents are very rich, but I have nothing. When black magic was eating away at me with a month to live, I asked to borrow ten dollars and they said I was "not worthy." I dragged my sickly body to buy the cheapest herbal medicine, but I saw them spending billions of dollars to celebrate my foster sister Vivian's 18th birthday. Tears streamed down my face, I just wanted to spend ten dollars on a piece of fabric and make my own ceremonial robe, even though I wouldn't live to be eighteen.

"Hiks, Anin takut, Kak. Anin sudah tidak perawan. Hiks... Anin tidak akan hamil kan?" Kuanggap sebagai Kakak. Kukagumi tapi jalan hidup membawa kami lebih dari ini. (Anindya) "Tenanglah. Besok akan kuberi obat agar tidak hamil. Jangan menangis lagi. Maafkan aku." (Rama) Anindya seorang belia yang dititipkan sementara oleh orang tuanya di rumah sahabat mereka harus mengalami kenyataan pahit. Putra sahabat mereka yang bernama Rama, yang berprofesi sebagai dokter menodainya. Tak sampai di situ, Rama yang semula menyesal justru memanfaatkan Anindya untuk mewujudkan balas dendam pada orang tuanya. Anindya pun terpedaya hingga bersedia meladeni nafsu lelaki biadab itu tanpa tahu kebohongannya. Akankah kebohongan Rama terbongkar di kemudian hari? Lantas bagaimana nasib Anindya yang terlanjut ternoda?

"Everyone has a story to tell and the truth is I am afraid to tell you mine; but in this world embraced by darkness, allow me to become your brightest shadow!" Two different individuals— David Chwe, an 18-year-old boy with secrets darker than a June's night without the guidance of the moon. A boy with phases that are likely to coerce one to kick the bucket. — Travis Fujiriki [Park], is a 19-year-old boy who has always isolated himself from the naked eyes of the world. All that David had to do was to get his mission done and that was to lure Travis into the spider's web but instead, everything chose to travel on a different route. Sparkles of love began to investigate themselves in the depths of their hearts— once an individual who ran away from affection, Travis was willing to expose his heart to David who became his comfort zone. Just like in many tales of love and war, the grass is not always greener on the other side. Will David drop Travis into the lion's den and sacrifice his love? Or will he drop it all and bring him closer under his wing and protect him regardless of anything?