Gay Sugar Daddy
Yes I'm totally deflecting, "We've been friends for two months but you've never mentioned or even dropped a hint you're a married woman or have any kids. Oh my God, how did you get more than one child out of you? While pursuing a degree? You're amazing."
She grins, "Well, they came out at the same time so-"
"You had twins?!"
She nods as she grins innocently.
"Don't tell me it's a girl and a boy," I turn an index finger between us which she giggles and nods again.
"Dammit! Are you God's favorite or what?" How lucky can this girl be? A husband like that? And a set of twins? A boy and a girl? That is definitely, without a doubt, is my dream! Her whole damn life is my dream!