I Love The Young People Spongebob Novels & Stories

“What? I was just kidding but truth to be told, you holding on to your virginity like Spongebob holding on to his Krabby Patty in yesterday episode...” “My virginity will rot? That’s….ew.” She was referring to a Spongebob Squarepants episode where he created a Krabby Patty and rather than eating it, he kept the patty until it rots and become all worms and rotten. “Me and my cartoons. I can’t help it. The kids are forcing me to watch their shows. I even bought Netflix and they are overpowering the TV.” Rosa laughed. “And what does hubby thinks about this?” Clara grinned. “Tim likes them getting distracted with TV because it gives us more opportunity for some sexy time.”

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.

I nudged Romeo who was huddled in front of the TV. "Fine, took her meds, said she'll be sleeping early," Romeo replied without taking his eyes off the TV. I stared at it for a brief seconds, before shaking my head. He was watching a Spongebob. I didn't understand how a sixteen-year-old would be so invested in a cartoon and find it funny. Maybe my life was messed up because I had heard many students in my class conversing about Cartoons they had seen and the ones they would like to see next. Dropping my bag on the couch, I rubbed my stomach as it growled. I stepped into the kitchen— just a few steps away. I could probably reach the stove from the couch if I tried.

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

Crumbs and smears dotted the rug—potential stains on an artifact worth more than most people's homes—but she was oblivious, lost in giggles. Lukas edged closer, peering at the screen. His surprise deepened: it was SpongeBob SquarePants, not some trendy new show, but the very episodes that had captivated him as a kid—timeless absurdity with that yellow sponge and his starfish sidekick flipping Krabby Patties. Nostalgia flickered amid his irritation.

We now have the perfect employee - employer relationship and I totally love it It's nine pm , Wendy and I are watching SpongeBob SquarePants and suddenly get this urge to eat peanut butter. Strange thing is , I hate peanut butter but now I feel like I will die I don't have it in the next zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero one second. I rush to the kitchen and take out the entire bottle of peanut from the fridge and start licking. "What the hell!" Wendy exclaims "What?" I ask innocently. "Since when did you start eating eating peanut butter?"

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"

Sawyer muttered pointedly before munching on her mutilated, ketchup covered fry. "Well, you act more like you're five." I bantered in amusement, hitching my chin toward the television in front of us. Sponge Bob was on, and she'd been focused solely on that for the better part of our late night meal. "I haven't seen more than the first season; My EX was obsessed." "I own every single one...too bad it's you I'm watching this with instead of your EX."

Do you like Spongebob or Barney? I know nothing about any of that. Ok maybe I know just a little bit about it, but it's not something I'd like to address with anyone. I don't even know why Leonardo asked me to have breakfast with his daughter. Ok, maybe I know why. He's not in the mood, especially after his breakdown last night. The second we arrived home, he started drowning himself in his sorrows and drank bottle after bottle, smoked drug after drug and consumed pill after pill to escape whatever was in his mind.