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She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

I look down at my pyjamas and let out a groan as my cheeks turns hot with embarrassment. Are you wondering why I am embarrassed? Who wouldn't be embarrassed if a hot guy just sees you in your Spongebob Square pants pyjamas? Ohh you mean your hot future husband. Shut up stupid! As I said before, don't hate. I love Spongebob so why can't I wear my Spongebob pyjamas? Mind you, it is really comfy. "What do you want Jason?" I ask him. He shrugs "I came to take my future wife out."

I said in a dry tone. “I am not! Why would I—” “I don’t know! Because you’re bored? Because you like watching me sweat? Because you have so much money, you think it’s funny to waste my time?” I was shouting now, the frustration of the whole week bubbling over. I grabbed the front of my damp shirt with my thumb and forefinger, snapping the fabric against my chest. “I am standing here in a freezing garage, soaking wet, trying to help you, and you’re out here sabotaging a classic machine just for the fun of it?”

Toby took the sponge and he pressed in some liquid soap dancing to the tune. "Can she make this stop?" Zayn said already tired and the music stopped immediately. Toby looked at him in disbelief and he smirked back at him. "Honestly, you're no fun. What do you want to eat for breakfast?" Toby asked scrubbing the dish. "Deer." Toby frowned and slapped Zayn at the back of his head. "Stop being so primitive." The soap suds flew everywhere. Zayn smirked, taking the challenge and bathed Toby with water.

I could still hear her laughing as I escaped. Crazy woman. The second I shut my door, I dropped dramatically on my bed and groaned into my pillow. This was a disaster. A complete disaster. My phone buzzed. I rolled over and grabbed it from my nightstand. It was a text from Selene. SELENE — Ashford Dirty Pot just posted a picture of you and Mr. Sexy Psychopath kissing. I zoomed in on the picture. It was clear we were eating each other's faces. But at the same time… it felt real.

A sensation of happiness runs through my body as I come to realization – she already sees me as her daddy! I get off the bed and starts pacing around again. I only wish that she called me daddy under different circumstances. Why am I such a dick?!!! I am back to that place of frustration as I think again about how I fucked up my chances. “ Are ya ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain) I can't hear you (Aye, aye, captain) Oh Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?

If someone asked me why I hate Mateo Carter, I’d probably say it’s for a lot of reasons, but the truth is it all comes down to how easy it is for him to ruin everything without caring, because he plays dirty, on and off the ice, because he’s always smiling like nothing has consequences, because he never loses, because he always gets what he wants and people follow him even when they shouldn’t, because he has that reputation as a player, a heartbreaker, like it’s something to be proud of, and still no one seems to see him for what he really is, and what pisses me off the most is that someone like him, someone exactly like that, is the one who’s with Sofi now, like it wasn’t enough having him

Sure I'd seen a lot of unfamiliar faces, but they were only a few at a time, in usual groups of twos or threes. This though, was unnerving as it seemed like they were all watching my every move. I took my first step. Someone scoffed. My eyes followed the sound to see a guy with brown mop-like hair, staring at me with disdain. His grey shirt had a food stain on it, but he didn't seem to mind. "Is Alessandro fucking this one too?"

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

We now have the perfect employee - employer relationship and I totally love it It's nine pm , Wendy and I are watching SpongeBob SquarePants and suddenly get this urge to eat peanut butter. Strange thing is , I hate peanut butter but now I feel like I will die I don't have it in the next zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero one second. I rush to the kitchen and take out the entire bottle of peanut from the fridge and start licking. "What the hell!" Wendy exclaims "What?" I ask innocently. "Since when did you start eating eating peanut butter?"