How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
I said, trying to get the topic off me and my massive insecurities, “the important thing is that you agree that the spike is genuine and I am the person it belongs to. So my friends who took it only reclaimed what was already ours, so they didn’t really steal anything.”
God looked confused. “I’m sorry, but your friends did not steal a spike. I have no spike here for them to steal.”
“Um, what now?” Just when you think you’re out, they pull you back in. I turned to the Guildmaster. “You didn’t hide the spike in God’s vault?”
“Of course not,” said the Guildmaster. “I told you, it was misplaced.”
“Ah,” said God. “No, no. I can see you believe that, but that is not what happened.”