Her Daddy Issues
Then, I sent the pictures.
[I came to see my girlfriend early this morning, and I found a thief in the house! Joyce, your dad's not very proper, is he? Why is he sleeping in the same bed as you? Wait… are you into incest, perhaps?]
The group chat exploded. All the people who'd been waiting to see me make a fool of myself ended up becoming enthusiastic spectators.
[Damn, that's wild! Joyce really knows how to play 'em, huh?]
[Hey, so that "we're just good friends" shtick they did was just so they could climb onto each others' beds easily, huh?]