Anything For You
"Pissed as a fart, wearing nothing but a Superman cape and Union Jack boxers."
Sophia snorted, nearly dropping her spatula. "You're taking the piss."
"Honest to God," Jake insisted, raising his free hand. "He slams his fist on the bar and demands – in the worst American accent you've ever heard – 'Barkeep! Your finest ale for America's greatest hero!'"
"No fucking way," Sophia giggled, flipping the steaks. "What'd you do?"
Jake grinned, leaning in conspiratorially. "Poured him a glass of apple juice. Told him it was our special 'Hero Brew.' Bloke chugged it and ran off yelling about saving the Queen."
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