Jeff Dunham Characters Novels & Stories

It was as if I was sensing his pain as well. Dane gazed down at me, his eyes studying mine as he brushed my hair back. “I am not like my brothers. If you don’t feel the same way about me, I won’t compel you to love me.” “Love you?” I asked. “It’s a mate thing.” He explained. I smiled and said with a snicker, “You have girls falling at your feet.”

"Hey, where'd you go, Jeff? Lost in a role already?" Not the role you might expect, sis. I composed my face and dutifully committed myself to playing a loving son, brother and uncle. And confirmed bachelor. Not that there was anything gay about that at all. Where are you, Daniel?