A Trillionaire in University
Sorry but it ain't happening, sweetie!
Allow me to introduce myself: Jessica Raye Kardashian, though I must clarify, I bear no relation to those Kardashian sisters hogging the limelight on reality television. Oh, but I've shared a mocktail or two with them on a yacht in the Bahamas—casual encounters, really. And trust me, they wish they were as rich and powerful as I am. Who wouldn't want to be in my glamorous shoes? They're like, "Oh, Jessica, can we borrow your yacht?" And I say to them, "Sure, just don't scratch it." It's tough being this amazing, but somebody's gotta do it.