Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

“So he does not love you?” “Unfortunately, no.” “Can you stop saying ‘unfortunately no’?” “Unfortunately…” “God dang it!” “I was going to say yes. I’m trying to improve my mood by ruining yours. Let me have this.” “I love you a lot sis but I’m not going to entertain this.” “Party pooper,” I said pouting. “There’s no party.” “It’s a pity party.” He sighed and I smiled. “See it’s working. You’re sighing and I’m smiling.”

I was nearly mortified by his words, and if it weren’t for me trying to balance Izzy on my hip and my drink in my free hand, I might have fallen over. I can’t stand Smitty and have zero respect for him. I couldn’t help but lash back. “Well, we did have a pimp for a daddy. So, what did you expect to get, Charlie’s fucking Angels?" “Well, you got a hoe for a mother too! A wise one at that, so you best re-adjust dat’ smart ass mouth before I show out at this here trumped-up ass wedding.” I could feel myself turning visibly red by now, flustered to a point where I knew Smitty could also see. Never backing down, he continues rambling.

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

Either way, I answer him in the only way possible. I prop a foot against the brick wall behind me, pressing my sole against it with all the confidence I can muster – even if I'm not a true badass – and then toss another piece of popcorn into my mouth. "Bitch, please," I respond, "I'm priceless." The other guys in the room let out quiet snickers at my retort, including Ethan. Max smirks slyly, a hint of a smirk at the corner of his mouth, and then looks back at a fuming Piper.

she sip her drink "what's the need of crying? It doesn't hurt them to see you cry rather it gives them joy to know their giving you a hard time " I smiled "I should do that ,you are very smart Mia" She smiled widely "I know ,sometimes I wonder if I can be dumb for even a second but unfortunately I'm just too smart" she boast proudly I chuckle "the plan is great at least it will make me feel less bad of doing exactly as they want ,your plan is as if you speak for experience?" She stop smiling and took my beer and drank "Have you experience something that made you plan something like this?"

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

We have to receive them well! Monki: [Look at my smile! Is it professional and enthusiastic enough?] Then, he sent a selfie with a bright smile but appeared fierce in the eyes of others. His buddies quickly replied one after another: [Monki, you shouldn’t smile! You’re creeping me out! ] When Monki heard this, he started to bicker with them. Various emojis kept popping up in the group chat. Sienna wanted to laugh when she saw this. She was about to put the phone away when Hunter appeared to be losing control of his pals and wrote in a disappointed manner: [Sigh, I wonder what our boss is doing now.]

Mary Sue concedes, before typing one last message to her Don Juan Pathetique: “Hey hon, I gotta get back to work now, but send me the address of the coffee shop and I’ll see you there. I look forward to meeting you!” “sure thing,” he responds, again practically immediately, followed by the address of the coffee shop. “c u tonigt. ;) ;)” Worse than even the deplorable grammar and spelling, the double winky face sends a chill of disgust down my spine, for the lewd insinuation of those smug emoticon bastards is quite apparent. “Porcupines, are you really going to fuck that scumbag?” I ask in disgust.

He demanded. Mr. Simpson, however, had a different perspective. He believed that allowing these two disrespectful individuals to leave without consequence would send a negative message to their enemies.Mr Simpson stepped forward as he said, "I have to disagree Salvatore, I don't think it would send a good message to our enemies if we just let these two disrespectful idiots leave just like that." Saying that Mr Simpson turned his gaze towards his security team and said, "Boys teach these fools a lesson."

freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you? You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭 Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to