Smooth Pimp Quotes Novels & Stories

“So he does not love you?” “Unfortunately, no.” “Can you stop saying ‘unfortunately no’?” “Unfortunately…” “God dang it!” “I was going to say yes. I’m trying to improve my mood by ruining yours. Let me have this.” “I love you a lot sis but I’m not going to entertain this.” “Party pooper,” I said pouting. “There’s no party.” “It’s a pity party.” He sighed and I smiled. “See it’s working. You’re sighing and I’m smiling.”

I was nearly mortified by his words, and if it weren’t for me trying to balance Izzy on my hip and my drink in my free hand, I might have fallen over. I can’t stand Smitty and have zero respect for him. I couldn’t help but lash back. “Well, we did have a pimp for a daddy. So, what did you expect to get, Charlie’s fucking Angels?" “Well, you got a hoe for a mother too! A wise one at that, so you best re-adjust dat’ smart ass mouth before I show out at this here trumped-up ass wedding.” I could feel myself turning visibly red by now, flustered to a point where I knew Smitty could also see. Never backing down, he continues rambling.

Jax answered back with his voice dripping heavily with sarcasm. “Oh sweet tea and lemon ! Now aren’t you a dear, sarcastic man with the most obnoxious attitude ?” Xel sweetly said while fluttering her eyelashes innocently with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Sorry princess but sarcasm falls out my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours,” he retorted back and smugged when he saw Xel losing her cool.

Either way, I answer him in the only way possible. I prop a foot against the brick wall behind me, pressing my sole against it with all the confidence I can muster – even if I'm not a true badass – and then toss another piece of popcorn into my mouth. "Bitch, please," I respond, "I'm priceless." The other guys in the room let out quiet snickers at my retort, including Ethan. Max smirks slyly, a hint of a smirk at the corner of his mouth, and then looks back at a fuming Piper.

she sip her drink "what's the need of crying? It doesn't hurt them to see you cry rather it gives them joy to know their giving you a hard time " I smiled "I should do that ,you are very smart Mia" She smiled widely "I know ,sometimes I wonder if I can be dumb for even a second but unfortunately I'm just too smart" she boast proudly I chuckle "the plan is great at least it will make me feel less bad of doing exactly as they want ,your plan is as if you speak for experience?" She stop smiling and took my beer and drank "Have you experience something that made you plan something like this?"

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

We have to receive them well! Monki: [Look at my smile! Is it professional and enthusiastic enough?] Then, he sent a selfie with a bright smile but appeared fierce in the eyes of others. His buddies quickly replied one after another: [Monki, you shouldn’t smile! You’re creeping me out! ] When Monki heard this, he started to bicker with them. Various emojis kept popping up in the group chat. Sienna wanted to laugh when she saw this. She was about to put the phone away when Hunter appeared to be losing control of his pals and wrote in a disappointed manner: [Sigh, I wonder what our boss is doing now.]

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

He and I turn red in embarrassment, but nonetheless, he turns to me and wimnks an eye with a bright smile. I giggle, glancing at the quotes and sure of who wrote them. I silently turn my body to see him. The smile on my face making him turn red as he averts his sight between me and the teacher. He clears his throat and runs his hands against the side of his pants. "Ahem! Of course." He sighs and stands straight to read out loud. "No matter what happens, enjoy life because you only get one and it doesn't last long. . . . .-Epicurus." He smirks and squints his eye at me, making me roll my eyes and turn to face him.

He even let out his laugh like a wheezing animal. "Yeah, for a maniac guy who only knows to look at women's big bust and buttocks, I think it's pretty cool on your authentic old ass." He snicked and wear his shirt on. "Thanks a lot for your wonderful comment, I feel so blessed. I'll that as a compliment though." Stamp sarcastically muttered. "Everything nice?" Asked by Tool, their coolest friend, a tattoo artist with a hair of an addict and full of tattoo on his skin. "Yeah, love it." He answered to him and taps his chest.