Kenny South Park Girlfriend Novels & Stories

she demanded. Kunle chuckled. “Ken, my guy now. Which other Ken do you know?” Faith sprang up slightly from the sofa. “Praise the Lord! Did you say married? Please, who is the unlucky girl? Who has he held like this? Which woman has fallen into that trap?” Kunle adjusted himself, trying not to laugh too hard. “You haven’t heard? Lisa. Your best friend Lisa.” Faith froze. She blinked three times. Then she shouted so loud the TV volume seemed to drop.

Knox calls, already seated with a plate of cake in hand. I walk toward him, spotting the only available wide space on the couch—right between him and Jade. Hell. No. I make a quick decision and aim for the tighter space beside a guy I vaguely recognize. But before I can slip in, Knox hooks an arm around my waist and pulls me down, right into his lap. I barely regain my balance before he's addressing the crowd. “Hey, everyone,” he says, “meet my girlfriend, Sloane.” I freeze. Every head turns. One guy, cake stuffed in his mouth, blurts, “Your girlfriend’s cute, boss, and I can swear she looks familiar.”

The 3 PM all-hands meeting was already underway when Audrey Mitchell, the CEO's wife, shoved the door open, her expression cold as ice. She marched straight at me and slammed a photograph onto my laptop keyboard. It was taken in a luxury hotel lobby. A young woman was trying to wrap her arm around Benjamin Mitchell, our CEO, while he held his hands up in a gesture of resistance. "Dylan, is this your girlfriend?" More than a hundred people packed into the conference room, collectively holding their breath. The room went dead silent. Beside me, my intern, Zoe Brooks, slowly pushed back her chair and stood up. She turned to look at me. Her eyes were red. "Dylan, last month in the break r

“I’m here for my baby. Got a problem?” “Girlfriend?" Ethan blinks. “Yup,” Lucas says, popping the p like he’s chewing gum. “Aria’s my girlfriend now. Crazy how things work out, huh?” Ethan’s looks fucking skeptical. while Vanessa’s jaw is almost on the floor. “That’s absurd,” she scoffs, like the idea of me being with someone hot is a crime against nature. Lucas casually slides his arm around my waist, pulling me closer. “Yeah. My mate, actually. Got a problem with that?”

“No, like her boyfriend Silas.” Silas stood watching them from a small distance. Kerry noticed her phone clutched in his hand—the device might just break with how tightly he was holding it. Carter took a step back to put some distance between them, but his hand remained on hers. He narrowed his gaze at Silas, matching his disgust. “Can you step the fuck away from my girlfriend, please? Before I come over there and make you.” “Oh, please,” Carter scoffed. “Kerry and I were just talking. We’ve been friends longer than you’ve known she existed, so I think we deserve our moment.”

He added. Kieran looked at me and chuckled. “Fiancée? Are you kidding?” He replied stifling his laugh. “And that woman?” He pointed at me like he’s thinking that he would never like someone like me. “Why would she be my fiancée when my girlfriend is a model named Bianca Lim.” I froze in disbelief at what he spoke. It’s as if a pale of cold water has been poured on me. What girlfriend? Who’s Bianca Lim? Was it his ex-girlfriend? What’s happening?

She turned and looked at me curiously. "Hey, remember me?" I grinned. "No, should I?" She asked puzzled. "I'm Becca, Ken's girlfriend. Pete's friend. We have hung out together remember?" "I know Ken, but sorry I don't remember you." "That's okay. It was only twice." "What can I do for you?" "I need to talk to you about Pete," I paused dramatically. "He is seeing someone else." I held my breath as I waited for her angry reaction. Instead she shrugged.

He'd made the mistake of saying that to his mother who insisted he was more pretty than rugged. But he had generally done okay with girls so whatever way best described him didn't matter much. Kenny's last girlfriend Laurie had decided some jerk off on URI's football team was a better option and dumped him three months ago.

“Oh, shoot! Did I say it's Taylor? You could've just said you don't have one. Why so defensive, darling?” Phyllis patted Kenneth's shoulder after fixing her stuff inside her bag. “Kenneth, stop targeting Leila. If you want a boy, go find one or ask Auntie to set you up.” Kenneth grinned. “Then ask your husband to set me up with one of his friends. I kind of like Architect Yang…” Phyllis lightly smacked her cousin's head. “Girl, Architect Yang has a girlfriend! Just install a dating app!” Kenneth rolled his eyes. “Tsk! Good for nothing, cousin!”

I urge. “There's no one.” She denies but there's a catch in her voice. “I gotta go, there's a new spyware tech sale I can't miss.” Mal rushes out and cuts the call, leaving me and Kenny in limbo. “H- hey,” she says hesitantly “Hey.” “About last night, sorry I ditched you but it worked out for everyone.” She tries to apologize. “He has a girlfriend, Kenny.” I remind her while judging her sense of morals.