A Sharky Honeymoon
It was my honeymoon trip, but my husband's best friend insisted on going into the sea for shark watching despite being on her period.
I reasoned against it, as sharks would go amok from the scent of blood, only for Heidi to snap at me, "You're just jealous I have a nice body! That's why you don't want me to have fun with your husband!"
My own husband and his other buddies joined in too, brushing me off impatiently.
"It's rare for us to hang out! Don't be a buzzkill!"
"That's right! Hannah is young and beautiful. She should take pictures with the sharks."
With that, they all went down the water despite my earnest protests, and her menstrual bleeding drew schools of sharks toward her righ