Kisses Jokes Novels & Stories

I slowly raised my eyebrows and glanced over at Carlos, confirming his acceptance of the dare, to which he pucker his lips like a kid and start making kissing noises while he leaned in toward me. "I hope I don't regret this." I mumbled under my breath. Thinking that was enough answer from Carlos that he really want to satisfy his friends with a kiss from me. I let out a soft laugh, pecking Carlos on his cheek which earned me a round of "Boo" from the room. "Don't fucking kid me, Adrian. Even my three year old niece kiss better than that." Lisa yelled and people started laughing. "Oh, Lisa please tell them." A guy named Jos groaned, tapping his hand on the table, making noise with the empty c

I immediately placed a careful smile on my face. "I'm not sure if say a comedian exactly. Just because one can do a couple of things here and there to a shoe, or just cause they wear them, doesn't make them a cobbler." He chuckled, taking a large bite off his burger. "Is that supposed to be a joke?" He asked and I shook my head. "The adage? No. Why?" "It is very laughable." He said and quickly dodged the tablespoon I threw at him. And without even seeing it coming, he leaned in and gave me a kiss. It happened so quickly that I didn't even know when it was over.

He frowns but stands, laughing. “I get no love.” He grabs a French toast, walks over, and kisses my lips. I pull back—for the first time. He looks confused, maybe hurt. “Does my mouth smell?” I shake my head. “No, I…” I pause. It felt wrong kissing someone who isn’t Gio. But this is Jameis—we’ve been casual for years. I frown, lean in, and kiss his cheek instead. He stares, then shrugs. “Okay, P. See you later. Pick you up here?”

After some time, she faintly answered, "Well... I better... I mean... you already kissed me." Kyle's lips curved up into a smile before he bent over again and covered her lips. They kissed for a few seconds more, and after pulling away, Gabrielle rested on Kyle's sturdy chest. She remarked, "That was an amazing kiss... for our first." In response, Kyle embraced her securely and pecked on her forehead again. He smirked and then revealed, "The first was what made me want you... It was equally amazing. This second kiss is definitely... a defining moment."

I pretended to sip from my glass, hiding my amusement. Jessy tilted her head at me. “Why? Did something happen?” “I mean…” I shrugged. “You two shared a kiss. Kind of. I heard.” Her eyes widened. “Wait, what?!” “You don’t remember?” “I kissed him? Like kiss-kiss? Or polite-drunk-girl-peck-on-the-cheek kinda kiss?” “The kind where you planted one right on his lips before disappearing into your apartment,” I said, biting back a grin. Jessy dropped her utensils. “Oh my god.”

"I'm still not sure I want to kiss you because this whole thing seems like a set up. You have probably been waiting for the moment when they would ask you to kiss me. I'm certain it's preplanned with them." "Ma'am, actors kiss all the time. There would be no sentiments attached. All you have to do is shut your eyes, tilt your head to a comfortable side, part your lips and brush your lips against his. " The photographer painted a vivid picture, obviously upset by the attitude I displayed. Felix looked at me for my consent. I reminded myself that all the kisses I ever gave to Clyde were fake and I reminded myself why I accepted to marry Felix. I then pulled close to Felix and did as the photog

The chauffeur turned on the car and the stereo, and then came Nikky Minaj, while he glided into the long road. “You know one good thing about black guys in Guts Island?”. Laura spoke into my ear. “They don’t suck pussies, but they are long between their thighs, and they can get you crazy with just a thrust”. I smiled at how silly and bitchy her words sound in my ear, but those words brought a flash of my ex-husband; he literally doesn’t suck to get me to my climax, he tortures me into it. “Maybe you should try one tonight”. I said in response.

I whispered and pressed my lips to him, which he gladly deepened. "Let's eat before the food gets cold." He whispered when we pulled apart. I stood up from his lap and returned to my seat smiling. We eat our food with a smile plastered on our lips, and sometimes he will throw a joke which causes me to laugh. I laugh not because of his joke but because he looked so awkward trying to be funny while telling his joke at me, but I'm empress because he is not the kind to be joking, but he tried for me and earned a kiss after, while I'm still chuckling pressing my lips on his cheek. He huffed and pretended to be annoyed with me but ended up laughing with me.

But instead I just gave her a peck on the lips, like I would give my mom. “And then you started to fucking french her to death?” I joked. Kate laughed, “you know if Asher finds out you kissed me, he’s going to be jealous.” I rolled my eyes, “you’re my friend and I feel nothing when we kiss. It’s just a fucking joke to lighten the mood. Fuck we all could use a fucking laugh.” “So what did you think of that moment with Sierra? It was in my head, right?” Kate asked, unsure.

It is just a simple kiss! “You like it?” Her jaw clenched annoyingly at his teasing question. She didn't expect their heated conversation to turn into a joke. “We should be thinking—” “This should also count as fake, right?” His question interrupted her. Before she could reply, Alden slammed his lips on hers, kissing her hungrily.