The Comments Crowned Me the Drama King
"Honey, the soles of my shoes are made of sheepskin. I can't get them wet, so come pick me up right away."
Just as I send a WhatsApp message to my wife, Cora Harden, a barrage of floating comments explodes in front of me in the downpour.
"I really can't stand a high-maintenance second male lead like Allen Brandt. Cora, the female lead, is a billionaire CEO, and yet she lets him boss her around like a lapdog."
"The male lead has already joined the company. Once Cora sees how sweet and thoughtful he is, she's dumping that loser Allen for good."
"This is hilarious. After the divorce, Allen can't do anything, so he'll end up as some cheap thirst-trap live streamer."
Staring at the screen of venomous insults, I clench my fists in anger.
Just then, Cora arrives with an umbrella, half of her bespoke dress soaked from the rain.
Noticing my whitened knuckles, she pauses for a moment, then timidly tugs at my sleeve.
"Sorry, darling. If I had driven any faster, I would have been speeding."