Lamar Jackson Fantasy Names Funny Novels & Stories

I think out loud and the women all look at me like I’ve grown three heads and horns. “Usually the members give them their names. For example, Mav got his road name as Outlaw because he didn’t give a fuck for the law and was a nomad for a few years. Harry, my brother, got his name Wild Child because he is just that a Wild Child. Hound, well he got his because he was like a dog in heat.” Harmony says and I hum nodding my head. “How did Lucky get his?” I ask and Harmony smiles at me.

he asked. I glanced at the nametag on his chest that was slightly shiny like gold. The nametag mentioned that the man was named Jayden Harlon Hamilton. I grinned slightly grinning how his parents gave him a name. Too much alliteration every syllable ends in the letter N and it's useless to think about. I squealed and turned my gaze to an elderly parking lot at the end of the street. “I'm just speculating because all my brothers are so cruel. They are petty and hungry for wealth.”

My name is already weird enough, but he made it even worse. I don't know what my mom was thinking when she named me Marra. There are so many other names she could have given me, like Mercy, which is similar to hers, but she didn't. Instead, she named me Marra, which sounds like Mars. That's why Jason always teases me by calling me Marra the Mars. Ate Elen burst out laughing, which made me even more embarrassed. Then, that jerk Jason started mimicking me like a child, which made me even more annoyed with him.

"Jamie boy and taking risks. It won't be long till she finds out you're not genuine." "Not if I pretend to be someone else," I defended. Marco laughed again. "I'll bet a thousand dollars in team heattie boy." "Team what?" I looked at him in astonishment and disgust. "Team heattie boy. Or should I say, JEATHER," he burst out laughing... again. "HEAME," Enzo chuckled. "You two fuck off." I stiffened up. These two were just the worse kind of people when it came to jokes. They were bad and terrible.

"I am pretty sure you are just being biased." "I am not. Tell me something about you." Ricciardo asked him. "What do you want to know?" "Anything." "Well my full name is actually Jasper." "Jasper? Really. I never would have guessed." "Well growing up, I couldn't pronounce my full name no matter how hard I tried, I could only say Jax. So everyone just called me Jax." Jax explained. "Well I am gonna call you Jasper, you aren't the only one who can give nicknames." Ricciardo said.

“Please – don’t draw its attention to me –“ “It!?” I gasp, cackling with laughter. Even Juniper looks up from her book, smirking. “You tell me what’s so funny, big boy!” Seraphina demands, turning in my lap to face Jackson and giving him a big shove on his shoulder. Juniper starts laughing too as my laughter deepens. “Nothing’s funny…Ser..fif…god, what’s her name again?” Jackson looks desperately between Juniper and me. “Your family has so many nicknames for everyone – I can’t keep anything straight.”

The announcer’s voice boomed. “First up. Buck McKay. Not a McKay name I’m familiar with.” Carter laughed. “The SOB really did it. Said he was gonna do something drastic to set himself apart.” “Set himself apart from who?” Macie demanded. “From Colt, but mostly from Kade. Kane—aka Buck—is determined to get his new nickname to stick. Aunt Kimi is appalled.” “Is Kade his hazer?” Gemma asked.

“This is amazing, by the way.” “Well, I am trying to impress you.” Emma grinned. “I think it might be working.” He flashed that grin that made her knees go weak, and suddenly she remembered she wasn’t wearing any panties. Her legs rubbed together and she tried to take a sip of champagne to distract herself. “So, tell me Mr. Weathers, what do you like to do for fun?” she asked him. “Please, call me Jackson.” He took a sip of champagne. “I like to race cars, I like to travel, and I enjoy trying new things.”

“My name is Alex, not Allie, and What do you want Jackie?” “I just want to make sure you know to stay in your lane bitch, and you need to stay away from James!” “Great. Got it! Can I go now?” “No! Are you giving me attitude now? Are you trying to challenge your future Luna?” “Are your serious right now? I could care less about being Luna, I don’t even want James, and even if I did want to be Luna, it wouldn’t be with James.” “Are you stupid? You better watch the attitude freak! And you better stay away from James! HE IS MINE!”