Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

Jake snickers. “Ahhh is someone still upset I called him out for the player he is and turned him down not once but twice?!” I pout. “Ooooh burn dude!” Wesley laughs. “Fuck off dude!” Jake mutters. “Don't be crude Jake.” Cameron orders. “Sweet Cameron give it up, she's won't, even for sweet sweet you!” He mocks. “Jake quit being a dick.” Brady orders. I don't have to listen to his crap. This is my vacation to relax and unwind. I get up and walk down the beach. My friends join me.

“Wait, how do you know about it, have you used it?” “No, why would I use it, I’m not the man whore you are, have you used it?” Jake broke out in laughter, “the day I need a drug to have a woman want me, I’ll be dead and buried and probably still wouldn’t have an issue, I’m charming, witty and from what I’m told very sexy.” I mumbled, “very humble as well buddy,” I turned back to the window and stared out it. It was only about 15 minutes when my phone rang. I picked it up immediately, “hello?”

She has said she has no other guys and I have no need to think otherwise. Yet this mate bond, and a crazy wolf who is seemingly extremely jealous is not a fun individual to be sharing brain space with. My mind is working over time. “Come on you big wuss, I’ll come over with you” Jake says to me with a big grin. I am sure he finds this amusing. Wait until he finds his mate, then he will know. He should know anyway, we have been through it all with Knox, and Dan, but especially Knox. I seemed to get the brink of that, and Gabe.

The guy is kind of a jerk; I was never particularly fond of him back then, and I have no reason to pretend to like him now. The door swings closed behind him as he enters the locker room, and when he lays eyes on me, his mouth spreads into a wide grin. He’d be cute if he wasn’t such an asshole- but knowing who he is, the grin on his face immediately makes my stomach churn. “Quinn Jacobsen,” Drew chuckles, his green eyes sparkling with amusement. “I heard you’d moved in here at the complex.” “Yup,” I reply, popping the ‘p’. I immediately start looking for an exit strategy.

This confused Anne and she kept quiet because she didn't know what was funny and why he was acting strangely. "Why is he laughing? Is this a comedy show or something? Did I say anything funny?" She asked herself, a deep furrow appearing on her forehead. "Do you think anyone can hear you and come to rescue you here? Then you must be a joker!" Jake said, with his hoarse voice. "Look around you, young lady!" He added, before bursting into laughter once again, laughing at Anne's despair. Anne looked around and, truly, no one could hear her, even if she got a microphone and screamed the place down.

I said pointing to Jake. "Me?" Why not Kai or Nick?" he inquired. "Yeah why not any of us?" Kai countered with a raised eyebrow as he folded his hands across his chest. I sighed, "you seem trustworthy with your dimples and big doe like eyes." Kai scowled, "I'm trustworthy too you know." "Definitely are," Nick said as he patted him on the shoulder. Jake just laughed at his friend and walked to the white motorcycle before slinging his left leg over to the other side. "The dimples man, it's all about them," he said as he continued laughing.

I stated and smiled again at the choking cough that came from Jake. “Well all right then.” Porter laughed through the com's. “You're single right West?” He asked and Wheelers laughing voice interrupted what ever else he may have said. “God you're unbelievable. West, word to the wise stay away from Porter.” “Damn Wheeler why you got to spoil all my fun? I was only asking.” “Sure you were.” I chuckled slightly shaking my head. “Ignore Porter.” Jakes voice sounded quiet in the car, he must have switched off his walkie as it didn't echo over the channel. “He can be an ass at times but he's a good guy.”

I add, and he ruffles my hair while our friends laugh. “Can I have my mate and fiancé back now?” Knox asks, wrapping his arms around me and sitting me on his knee on the recliner. “Jeez, so possessive!” Gabe laughs. “It’s never too late to run away with me you know Del?” He winks. Everyone laughs at the longstanding joke. “Right either Dan has shit or that bundle of joy needs his diaper changed” Jake suddenly says. We laugh, Indie looks to Dan “Your turn babe” she grins.

I retorted. Jake burst out laughing like some one who just inhaled laughing gas (nitrous oxide). What's funny? I asked him losing a little bit of my comportment. "The fact that you regard yourself in such a high manner calls for laughter, don't you think you ugly ass?" Jake said again and this time I was fuming. "You always have to have the last word and I'll let you have it this time but not before paying you back in your own coin", I said to him while smirking.

“Yeah, I’ll be here. Your room stinks by the way, and you had the nerve to ask Bobbie to stay in here.” Jake groaned and laughed. “Still stupid, Jacky.” “Oh, no, Jake. Jacky took over Dwayne Johnsons’ routine,” I butted in and Jake snickered. “I bet he did... he’s all body but no brains.” Jake mocked, which made Jack laugh loudly. They exchanged more indecent jokes to each other before Jack left the room. My cheeks were hurting from all the laughing from these two. I connected my phone to a Bluetooth headset while finishing my cup of hot Choco.