Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

Todd couldn’t help but scoff, he returned his smile with a cold stare with both men not backing down and Amber not knowing what was happening tried engaging Jake in a conversation “Hey do you remember the river we use to go play hide and seek when we were young, remember that big oak tree by the side where Ann scrapped her knee one day and you had to carry her all the way home" “yes, I remember, she was so heavy and I was so skinny back then, I remember trying really hard to hold on, I didn’t want to embarrass myself in front of you girls, wanted you to see me as a macho man" Jake said Amber laughed really hard, throwing her head backward, Jake stare at Todd as if he was challenging him unti

“Maybe we should come up with a code name for him or something.” Kyla giggles deviously. “Ooh, I like that idea. How about… the nine-inch wonder?” she asks, waggling her eyebrows. I reach over to slap her arm, the sound amplified by the water on our skin and the echo of the shower room. I can’t help but laugh, though- her comments always kill me. “How about… the cowboy?” I wink. Kyla furrows her brow in confusion. “I don’t get it.” I hold up a hand, wiggling my index and middle fingers. “Fastest fingers in the west.”

He Jake chuckles, shaking his head before placing his hand on Jack's shoulder. "On a scale of 1 to 10, you're always 11 on stupid." "Don't be an ass, Jake," I say in disapproval. "It's the truth." He shrugs. "You know what I don't listen to suicidal ass who only know how to study and cut." Jack throw back at him. The room goes silent and my face narrows while Jake's goes pale in fright and Jack covers his mouth, realising what he just said. "That came out didn't it?"

This confused Anne and she kept quiet because she didn't know what was funny and why he was acting strangely. "Why is he laughing? Is this a comedy show or something? Did I say anything funny?" She asked herself, a deep furrow appearing on her forehead. "Do you think anyone can hear you and come to rescue you here? Then you must be a joker!" Jake said, with his hoarse voice. "Look around you, young lady!" He added, before bursting into laughter once again, laughing at Anne's despair. Anne looked around and, truly, no one could hear her, even if she got a microphone and screamed the place down.

I said pointing to Jake. "Me?" Why not Kai or Nick?" he inquired. "Yeah why not any of us?" Kai countered with a raised eyebrow as he folded his hands across his chest. I sighed, "you seem trustworthy with your dimples and big doe like eyes." Kai scowled, "I'm trustworthy too you know." "Definitely are," Nick said as he patted him on the shoulder. Jake just laughed at his friend and walked to the white motorcycle before slinging his left leg over to the other side. "The dimples man, it's all about them," he said as he continued laughing.

I stated and smiled again at the choking cough that came from Jake. “Well all right then.” Porter laughed through the com's. “You're single right West?” He asked and Wheelers laughing voice interrupted what ever else he may have said. “God you're unbelievable. West, word to the wise stay away from Porter.” “Damn Wheeler why you got to spoil all my fun? I was only asking.” “Sure you were.” I chuckled slightly shaking my head. “Ignore Porter.” Jakes voice sounded quiet in the car, he must have switched off his walkie as it didn't echo over the channel. “He can be an ass at times but he's a good guy.”

I add, and he ruffles my hair while our friends laugh. “Can I have my mate and fiancé back now?” Knox asks, wrapping his arms around me and sitting me on his knee on the recliner. “Jeez, so possessive!” Gabe laughs. “It’s never too late to run away with me you know Del?” He winks. Everyone laughs at the longstanding joke. “Right either Dan has shit or that bundle of joy needs his diaper changed” Jake suddenly says. We laugh, Indie looks to Dan “Your turn babe” she grins.

I retorted. Jake burst out laughing like some one who just inhaled laughing gas (nitrous oxide). What's funny? I asked him losing a little bit of my comportment. "The fact that you regard yourself in such a high manner calls for laughter, don't you think you ugly ass?" Jake said again and this time I was fuming. "You always have to have the last word and I'll let you have it this time but not before paying you back in your own coin", I said to him while smirking.

“Yeah, I’ll be here. Your room stinks by the way, and you had the nerve to ask Bobbie to stay in here.” Jake groaned and laughed. “Still stupid, Jacky.” “Oh, no, Jake. Jacky took over Dwayne Johnsons’ routine,” I butted in and Jake snickered. “I bet he did... he’s all body but no brains.” Jake mocked, which made Jack laugh loudly. They exchanged more indecent jokes to each other before Jack left the room. My cheeks were hurting from all the laughing from these two. I connected my phone to a Bluetooth headset while finishing my cup of hot Choco.

He was a decent human being when he wasn't giving her so much hell, Jess thought quietly. "I apologise, dear wife. It's been the most hectic week of my adult life." Jess laughed this time. "Wife? Did you drink that much?" "Well, we're getting married in just a few weeks aren't we?" "I guess we are. I'm sorry about your week though, I imagine it must be tough to handle that." "I survived. You did good with the party, everything was well thought out and organised." "Oh my God, Jack Lawson paid me a compliment. Mama, I made it!" Jess joked and they both laughed.