Lancer Meme Novels & Stories

"I didn't expect that a pussycat like you could enter the second round. I'm Nan Mengzheng, who are you, sissy?" "I'm Li Lan." Li Lan announced his name calmly. However, a cold shimmer flashed in the deep of his eyes, just for an instant. Supposedly, the word "sissy" that Nan Mengzheng used to address him made him angry. Nan Mengzheng himself did not notice the opponent's anger at all, though. "Li Lan? You even have such a sissy name, haha..." Hearing the rival announcing his name, Nan Mengzheng burst into laughing.

i KnEw iT! "Guys, I'm so done with the four of you. Just make sure that you win, 'kay?" I gave up. I lost it when he said Levi Spinner. The meme song of Levi being a fidget spinner because of how fast he kills the titans just killed me. The meme, this is too much! Please, send help! "PLAYERS! THE TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES! THOSE WHO ARE NOT PARTICIPATING, MAKE YOUR WAY INTO THE WAITING AREA!"

She glared at Tyrell as she said this. “I’ll find some time to come. I’ll let you know first, of course,” I said with a genuine smile. It would be kind to have a friend who understood the same struggles of being a Luna that I did. “Absolutely! Make sure to come within the week. I can’t wait to introduce you to everyone.” With that she waved at me as if she was the most excited person to be there. She probably was. When they were out of the door, I turned back to Darius with an expectant smile to confirm what I already suspected. “So…? Do we have ourselves a stronger alliance?”

That meant Lancer had teamed up with Killian. Also, Lancer knew I would kill anyone who even dared to look at Luna for more than a few seconds. So he had come prepared. He had brought his army with him to fight me if necessary. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have brought his entire pack just to celebrate the coronation ceremony of the king he despised. Right? Soon Lancer killed beta Rodrick next he defeated his other opponent. He looked at me as he killed Alpha Dylan. There was hate in them. Oh, he hated me. And the feeling was mutual.

I wish he can see and consider that I am only wearing a black lace leotard and a sexy see-through maxi skirt with a front slit and elastic waistband. The impact of his slap hurts my ass so badly but not making me wet between my thighs. I groan and swear that if he were straight, I would have strangled him, or better kick him where the sun doesn't shine. However, he's Lanzy, my super hot gay friend. Everyone here knows him as Lancaster, the broody bartender, and MC on special nights, but he's our bubbly Lanzy. So I don't mind him hitting me on the ass once and I know that he knows I don't like being hit there twice.

"Do you find this disaster funny? Is your downfall a sitcom to you?" "Come on, Mickie. You're being dramatic." I wave her off. She shoves the laptop in my face violently. "Look at that! Just look! You're a meme now! A GIF, a TikTok sensation. Everyone is calling you the Box office boxer, Hollywood hothead, Rage Cage Leo, Drama Queen of the ring!" I can't help, but snicker. "Those names are kind of creative."

“Who’s your fave?” “Oh, mine’s Gengar.” “Why?” Nathan shrugs. “I dunno. I guess it’s because Gengars get a bad rep for the way they look and their mischievous character. But they can be deeply loyal, too. To the right person. Also, you know when Filipino MOBA players name-call each other ‘cancer’? I don’t know why but the image of a Gengar always pops in my head when I hear that.”

Ryder strolled beside him, arms crossed, eyes narrowed at Liang like he didn’t trust the way the man’s hair stayed so neat. “We want to learn too,” Luka said. “Secret assassin stuff. Pressure points. Silent takedowns. All of it.” Liang studied them for a long moment, silent. Then, finally, he smirked. “You two have the spirit of warriors. Trapped inside the bodies of mildly confused squirrels.” Vulture exploded into laughter from across the yard. Even Cassie covered her mouth to keep from snorting. Luka blinked. “Did he just call us—?”

Just looking at his face made me nauseous. I pursed my lips tightly and, with heavy steps, approached the high platform before climbing onto it. I was still trying to steady myself when a figure suddenly leaped from the ground and landed on the platform—more than a hundred feet high. My eyes widened in shock as I recognized the burly man, his body rippling with muscles. Then he spoke, his voice loud enough to shake mountains and stir the oceans. “Today, we are going to witness another memorable day in our pack. Today, we are going to crown our Luna. Everyone, cheer!”

, Meme announces. “I need to make these harder! Where did the nickname Lala come from?”, she asks. Spencer and I both look at her, we have no idea! “Seriously, Lala”? “It’s a bitter-sweet memory, Mems”, she says quietly. “What is it, baby girl?”, says Spencer.