Laughing Box Spongebob Novels & Stories

I grit out. "Oohh, I am so scared." She fake shudders then laughs. "You think I am scared of you?" She saunters forward, "You are nothing compared to me. You are just trash and you need to be thrown into the trash truck." Real mature, Natasha. You get insults out of SpongeBob SquarePants cartoons. How original. "Now listen. I don't have time for you or your useless conversations, so I'm going to say it again, slowly this time. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way." I growl

She looked up at Xavia and said excitedly, “Mommy, I visited a very, very big aquarium today. There were whales, pufferfishes, turtles and also Patrick in there! But SpongeBob SquarePants was not there.” Maison said, “Little Bun, I already told you that there are also sponges in the sea, but they don’t look like SpongeBob SquarePants. One of them was just right in front of you, but you were the one who could not recognize it yourself.” Yulia pursed her lips. “I don’t care! I don’t care! That is not the cute SpongeBob SquarePants.” The two children continued saying one sentence after the other. In the past, Xavia would feel very happy and blissful, but she was a little tired today.

It was. "If my family knew I was here, my father would kill you." "Then call them." Bobby's eyes widened, and Stralath grinned. "What? No reception in the Pacific Ocean? Oh, dear." "You people are crazy." Bobby let out a hysterical laugh. "You think I'm some mermaid? With a fishtail? Are you all on drugs?" "But, you are." Stralath stretched and yawned. "Then prove it. Put me in saltwater." Bobby folded his arms and smirked.

Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward. A smile graces my lips. "Shouldn't we greet them by the door?" "No," Zane couldn't look grumpier if he tried. "You don't do that when the guests come uninvited." "Hey, I heard that!" I have to look up when Maddox stomps up to me. He shoves a box into my chest. "This is from Michelle, my wife. She told me to give you this." Blinking, I stare down at the little box in my hands. I open the lid, then smile when I see it's a present card to the baby store. I've never met the woman, but I love her already.

Turns out I was lost in thought and causing traffic. My nose is welcomed with the smell of wet wood. I raise my head and my eyes widen in absolute... Shock, dismay, disbelief or disgust!?.. You know when Mr. Krabs from spongebob sees something bad and then his eyes break and he replaces them? Well if I could do that, it would be the best reaction to this scene right now!

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

Her natural jet black hair was trapped to her skin because of the water running freely on it and causing it wet. Before long, for about 30 minutes she was out in her purple bathrobe going over to the TV set to switch the news channel to something much better. 'Sponge Bob square pants' 'Spongyyyy boooob square pants!' She sat on her bed with her robe still on and her focus not straining away from the cartoon displaying on the medium sized flat screen television. Her brother sent Todd in to bring her popcorn and strawberry ice cream. "Where should I drop it?" Todd asked

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"