Funniest Spongebob Jokes Novels & Stories

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️

I quickly ask. "Why should I?" he gives me a look of disgust, unaware of my situation. "You can use it all day today-- with Ethan! I am getting a ride from SpongeBob SquarePants!" I exclaim. Ethan bursts out in laughter at my remark. Lucas looks at me in question, "What the fuck? Who's Spongebob? Squarepants? Dude answer me before you leave!!"

Bethany giggled as she smiled at me. " Hey." I said and smiled at her. She hugged me at once and I gently closed the door as we released ourselves from the bone crunching embrace. " You look sick." She told me and sat down opposite the TV. " I'm not." I sat next to her and sighed. " SpongeBob." She exclaimed, picking up the TV remote as she increased the volume. " This was my favorite cartoon when I was a teenager." She said and giggled. " You're still a teenager." I pointed out.

--- Bullet led me through a maze of corridors, past rooms filled with shouting men and clinking bottles, until we reached a set of stairs. "You sure you want to do this, Lady SpongeBob?" He asked, a hint of amusement in his voice. "This isn't exactly a place for... well, people like you." "People like me?" "Normal people." He grinned. "Good people. The kind who wear pyjamas to underground fighting rings." I looked down at my SpongeBob pyjamas and felt heat rush to my cheeks. I tightened his jacket around myself. "It wasn't exactly a planned trip," I muttered.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

"Don't even joke about that. I'm not gay." "Sure you're not." "I'm not, but do you know who is secretly gay?" "Who?" "Jason." The football players start barking laughter in the hallway. I hear them hitting each other's shoulders and laughing some more. Zane, in response, groans in misery. I find the whole thing hilarious. Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward.

she said and started leaving but she suddenly stopped and looked back. The other four are still crying on the ground. She looked at Lucien and he peed more on his trousers, shaking badly. "I actually want to waste my power" she said and walked back to him. "I'm not sorry... chicken" she said and punched his nose. Blood gushed out of it and he went down, passing out straight. "SpongeBob" she said and slapped his unconscious face before looking at the time. "10:05!, Darn it I'm late!" She said and mounted her skateboard.

She tore a piece of a baguette off and dipped it into the sweet water fish stew as they spoke. “Well, I like to spend occasional afternoons playing video games. I like watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, especially Scooby Doo reruns, and I often d******d jokes on my phone and read them during boring business meetings.” Sandra thought of this handsome man in an expensive three-piece suit, reading one-line jokes. “I just realized I don’t really know much about you.” “What would you like to know? Ask me and I’ll tell you anything.” Sandra took a sip of her tea and thought about her answer.