Funniest Spongebob Jokes Novels & Stories

I say, grinning over at him, “where to next, Mr. Calloway?” “Take a guess, love.” “Hm… are we getting food?” “Nope.” “A water park?” “If it was two months earlier, maybe.” “An aquarium?” He gives me a look. “What do people even do there? Search for SpongeBob?” My lips pull into the biggest frown I can manage. “What’s wrong with looking for SpongeBob?”

He's trying to one with the woman but before he could make it his father said another word just to purposely interrupt his son. “What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?” asked the old mister Lopez. He was so serious and everyone fall into silence. Before they ask, he already said the next word he was about to say earlier since they are like loading like a slow internet connection 'cause they didn't get what we meant. “This tastes funny,” continue by the old mister Lopez and then after that he burst out in laughter as if that was the funniest joke a someone who could ever heard.

JOSH POV As they say on SpongeBob SquarePants, (Yes, I’ve watched the show. It’s very popular with the foster kids of my foundation.)… ‘Three hours later…’ we’re finally on the road to Green Bay. I glance over at Maddie in my passenger seat as we pass through the pack’s front gate and I see her looking down at her clasped hands, gnawing on her lower lip. “Hey now, what’s with the face?” I ask as I reach over and caress the back of her neck.

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

I only just realized that he was interested in my story. This promise is boring, "Tell me, I'm waiting." I'd like to eat first. Angry if you ask him, "Don't you want to sleep yet, Sir." We are currently sitting on the couch and enjoying the show. I don't feel drowsy yet, is that obvious? Perhaps you're simply trying to get yourself to sleep because it's late at night and you have no idea what time it is. I laughed out loud as I abruptly remembered his boxer, SpongeBob. Is he actually a fan of Sponge Bob? Perhaps he was a spongebob fan when he was a kid. I find it adorable to think of him viewing in that way.

"Don't even joke about that. I'm not gay." "Sure you're not." "I'm not, but do you know who is secretly gay?" "Who?" "Jason." The football players start barking laughter in the hallway. I hear them hitting each other's shoulders and laughing some more. Zane, in response, groans in misery. I find the whole thing hilarious. Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward.

After fighting my way out of duvet jungle , I finally settle down…and right on time too! My favorite part of the introduction plays , and being a Spongebob fan – I mimic the yellow sponge dude. I pretend that I have a long yellow noise as him , and play it like a flute with him. I always did that , I will never miss any opportunity to copy that action. If I don’t do it , then I must be an imposter. Jason’s Pov

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.

I sulked. "NuNu it is then." He surrendered as I pecked his cheeks. We'd been watching the SpongeBob marathon for a while now and I was getting bored. What exactly do people do at a sleepover in a guy's house? "Let's listen to music." I suggested. NuNu agreed as he connected his phone to the stereo and clicked play on the Johnny Drille playlist, he specifically downloaded it because I loved Johnny Drille. I didn't know why NuNu didn't like him. He claimed he was too romantic.