Lego Legolas Meme Novels & Stories

Woodrill laughed out loud, “You’re too small to make weapons? It’s very impossible then, you can’t even carry big things.” “Get down there, silly man. Not my hippogriff.” Legolas said and he approached Woodrill. “Do not oppress others, we don’t do that here in the name of Her Majesty. Better watch your words, soldier. I can cut your tongue.” And Aradan grinned as Woodrill gave Aradan a bad look. “What do we call you?” Legolas asked the Leprechaun. “Obligichaun, sir!” he gladly responded.

he conceded, "but you play a part; I'm sure of it. I can feel it; like an itch just below my skin." "Oh, I hate those itches," I groaned. "You scratch and scratch and nothing helps." I glanced over and saw him giving me an exasperated look. "I know you're not being literal. I was just trying for some levity." "Next time you should try harder." He grimaced. "Or not at all." "Wonderful." I rolled my eyes. "Thanks for the tip, Legolas." "Do not make Lord of the Rings jokes with me," he said seriously. "We Fey, hate that."