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Brak! "Lepaskan aku, Ares! Ingat, aku sudah menjadi mama tirimu." "Persetan dengan mama tiri. Kau, memutuskan hubungan kita, demi orang yang sangat aku kenal! Apa tujuanmu menikahi papaku!" "Ares. Aku ... aku -" Belum sempat Kaira melanjutkan ucapannya, Ares sudah lebih dulu membungkam bibir Kaira dengan bibirnya.

Meet Samantha Ezra Mendivel. Ang anak ng isa sa pinakamayamang negosyante sa bansa. Maganda at sexy at kayang higitan ang kagandahan ng iba. Bata palang ay pangarap na n'ya ang pag do-doctor. Ngunit sadyang mapagbiro ang tadhana, pinili n'yang bitawan ang sariling pangarap upang mahanap ang nawawalang kakambal. Sa pag lihis n'ya ng landas, ito naman ang magiging daan upang makilala n'ya ang lalaking magpapa tibok ng puso n'ya.

For Fola who has been homeschooled all her life, she wanted a normal life far from the demons of her past that she never seems to outgrow and hence, her decision to attend a normal school.Nothing prepares her for the quick and instant friendship with the school's prettiest face, Mojirola which ultimately leads her to Tobi. Her friendship with the two was everything she ever wanted.Except that it might end up becoming her greatest nightmare.

Seorang pria yang menjadi guru Matematika plus guru Kimia yang arrogant, dingin. Tapi, banyak memikat murid siswi hingga para siswa merasa tersaingi oleh guru lajang tersebut. Murid yang cerdik di kelas yang ia ajari pun juga belajar mengambil perhatian si guru tampan itu. Tetapi, guru arrogant itu malah terpikat oleh murid yang bodoh dalam hitung-hitungan dan wajahnya yang polos. Apakah yang akan guru sombong itu lakukan pada si gadis bodoh tersebut? Jangan lupa untuk baca setiap chapternya.

"stop it! Both of you… please Stop.This is so not the time for this." Hot tears blurs my vision and burn down my cheeks. "I am here… and I can fucking decide for myself who to go with, when and where. Neither of you have the right to make decisions for me.” I feel the lust and the fury at war within Leo, just as within Chase. And that is when I realize that their bodies are pressed against mine. Their solid form, trapping me completely between them. I feel Chase’s girth hard on my back and Leo's length pressed on my belly. An overwhelming thrill run through me, turning my heavy breathing into a low moan. _ _ _ A wolfless girl, bullied and taunted by the entire pack and her peers for not having special abilities only asked the moon goddess to grant her two wishes; A loving mate and an easy life, but instead, she is cursed with two mates.The curse which is a prophecy that is said to forecast the fall of the pack, the rise of a powerful queen who will birth a new nation and all the blood-curdling stories her Mom told her when she was a little girl; Kendra seems to be roped around it all. Her life also comes crumbling down when she discovers she is the death of her fated mates, the wielder of their fate, one that decides who lives and who dies between the Alpha King and his Forbidden brother. With the whole pack depending on her, will she make the right decision or will she be consumed by her love for the both of them?

Denise Vera is a she-wolf who is different from others. Within her, resides a demon… a cold-blooded, uncontrollable inner-beast that is hungry for bloodshed. During fullmoons, it cannot be tamed. And once it is free, a ruthless slaughter begins. Because of this, Denise is hated by her pack and has to keep herself hidden away from the world. Now, she is nineteen and they refuse to keep her much longer. Her father sells her off to Aiden; the future Alpha of a powerful pack nearby. She is set to marry Aiden, but when Alpha Kain Valcor visits the pack for a deal, she feels a sudden connection to him. A mate bond. And it happens that her wolf forcefully takes control the very night they meet...but instead of killing all those around her, she oddly awakens in the arms of her mate. She ends up being bought all over again, this time by Kain. She hopes that he is the one to tame her wolf and save her, but Kain’s intentions are not what they seem. He doesn't want a mate, what he needs is a killer to defend his pack…

Yes it does follow the rules and policies of the platform and I hope to follow it judiciously to the latter.

Kehidupan Isnadari Puspita Rakabumi berputar setelah ia menerima perjodohan dengan Indranu Pratama Mahardika. Menjadi istri kedua memanglah bukan pilihannya, namun demi menuntaskan janji kakeknya tersebut ia harus berkorban menelan kepahitan dalam hidupnya. Apalagi ia juga tidak bisa akur dengan Arini, istri pertama Indra. Isna merasa tertekan jika Arini terus saja mencari masalah dengannya. Mereka yang awalnya berteman baik karena Isna adalah sekretaris Indra, akhirnya menjadi saling bersaing untuk mendapatkan hati Indra

Malayo naman ang Cebu sa Manila—dahilan kung bakit pumayag si Anastasia Ocampo sa proyekto na kaniyang dinaluhan sa Pilipinas, ngunit pagkarating niya sa meeting place ay nandoon ang lalaking pinakang iniiwasan—Mr.Tanner Grimes—pinakabatang multibilionare; ama ng kaniyang kambal na anak. Dalawang paraan lang ang alam niya; una 'wag na wag pagkitain ang mag-aama. Pangalawa, ay tapusin agad ang proyekto.

Losing her mother, Julia didn't stop her father from getting married again, her father's happiness was very important to her despite her reluctance. But she was only cheated on by her stepmother and sister. On her wedding day, she was drugged because of which she spent the night with an unknown man and endured the darkest moment of her life. Her boyfriend was taken away from her besides her father's shadow. She was forced to leave the country but her fate brought her back again to the place. Julia came back with a boy, her boy. Everything was going well but then she meets the man she spent the night with and the man was a Billionaire mafia, Joshua. [Mature content] “Sign this contract if you wish to see your family alive," Joshua roared at the disobedient woman. “What is this?” Julia asked in fear. “This is the agreement about you staying with me until I lose my interest in you,” Joshua smirked. When he came to know that he had a boy with the same woman he wanted to possess, then there would be havoc.