Lonely Spongebob Novels & Stories

We burned our old sigils under the moon. Painted new ones in ash and blood. “We are not wolves anymore,” I said. “We are Eclipse.” And the howl that followed wasn’t mine alone. It was ours. The moon bled red. The earth opened in silence. From the crater rose something tall, robed, wrong. No scent. No breath. No time. The Man with No Scent was just a vessel. This was the god inside. The Hollow One. And it already knew my name. He came to me while I dreamed. Not Vaeron. Not Dax. A stranger with eyes like frostfire. He touched my hand. The dream caught fire.

She was fucking dead, and I was hosting a Luna Trial to replace her like she’d never mattered at all. The tug I’d felt on the mate bond earlier had nearly killed me. For one stupid moment, I’d thought... I’d thought that maybe she was alive somehow. Maybe there had been some mistake. Maybe she was coming back to me, spy or not. But it was just the nanny. Just some rogue who looked like my dead wife. And then I had to go and fucking announce the Luna Trial that I never wanted. “You’re thinking about her again,” Sophia suddenly said from the other side of the room. When she’d invited herself to drink with me, I’d been too lonely and exhausted to say no even though I really didn’t want to look

I'm glad you finally got to meet her. Selene smiled wistfully, her mind going back to the very first time she had heard Lyla's voice. It had been on her birthday, the day Jackson so cruelly rejected her as his mate. But Lyla had been her strength then, her guide through the darkness. "I wouldn't have made it through everything without her," Selene finally admitted, her voice a little quieter now. "She's the only thing that's kept me sane all these years."

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

We now have the perfect employee - employer relationship and I totally love it It's nine pm , Wendy and I are watching SpongeBob SquarePants and suddenly get this urge to eat peanut butter. Strange thing is , I hate peanut butter but now I feel like I will die I don't have it in the next zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero one second. I rush to the kitchen and take out the entire bottle of peanut from the fridge and start licking. "What the hell!" Wendy exclaims "What?" I ask innocently. "Since when did you start eating eating peanut butter?"

She looked at the handsome guy in the screen, the same guy that she had kicked a few moments ago in disbelief. She shook her head and watched the face of the reporter show up again. Then that was the time she came back to her senses. “Elle will be releasing the issue next month. And we are all expecting that the issue will receive a huge attention by Infinite L’s fans. That’s all for the showbiz news. This is Lee Yura, reporting.” Patrice flipped the channel. She switched to Nickelodeon and watched Spongebob Squarepants instead. She couldn’t take it in. She couldn’t take that she kicked a famous model on that… sensitive part.

Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward. A smile graces my lips. "Shouldn't we greet them by the door?" "No," Zane couldn't look grumpier if he tried. "You don't do that when the guests come uninvited." "Hey, I heard that!" I have to look up when Maddox stomps up to me. He shoves a box into my chest. "This is from Michelle, my wife. She told me to give you this." Blinking, I stare down at the little box in my hands. I open the lid, then smile when I see it's a present card to the baby store. I've never met the woman, but I love her already.

The man who had made it clear that I was never the woman he wanted. Yet here he was, touching Aria’s hair and speaking to her like she was precious. No one seemed bothered by it. In fact, they seemed pleased. A few people glanced at me, then quickly looked away. I stood alone near the entrance. No one offered me a seat. No one introduced me. No one cared that I was the Luna. I took a slow breath. Then I heard footsteps behind me. I turned. The Blackridge Luna was approaching. Her expression was cold. She stopped in front of me and looked me up and down. “What are you doing standing there?”

I told her upfront and was expecting for her to quickly get the hint. Unfortunately, I guess a drunk Naya isn’t that easy to convince. Maybe a non-drunk Naya either. “You don’t know who Gavin Wilder is?! Have you been living under a rock? Are you Patrick, Spongebob’s best friend?” She giggled. I shook my head. “No, and I don’t really ca–”

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"