FAKING LOVE
I halted mid-stride, torn between sputtering outrage and incredulous laughter at his patently absurd suggestion.
Josh, the bastard, didn't even bother stifling his amusement, outright guffawing in my face.
"You... you can't be serious," I finally managed once I regained my ability to speak.
He affected an exaggerated pout. "What, you saying I'm not good enough man candy to be seen on the arm of America's baddest sweetheart? Just use me up and toss me aside like an unsightly rag, I see how it is..."
"Oh my god, shut up, you idiot," I groaned, swatting his arm as he continued to make a big show of wounded ego and indignation. "You're impossible, you know that?"
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